Disclaimer: I do not own Pokémon, The Twilight Saga, or anything else that I referenced—have fun finding all of those—nor am I profiting from this, so please don't sue me! I'm piss poor and the only thing you'll be taking away from me is a box of half-eaten uncooked pasta shells and this laptop full of sin.
Bella Pelican was going to catch all the Tokémon and become a Tokémon Master! After leaving her hometown, Spoons, Bella set out on a journey to become the ultimate tokémon champion just like the legend, Ash Ketchup!
Choosing from an array of starter tokémon from professor Alice, Bella left the local Tokémon Center with a rare species of the vampire-type, of whom she had named Edward, after professor Alice's dead adoptive brother who died of the Spanish Influenza in 1918.
After wandering around in the forest for days and camping out in hidden alcoves and in trees at night—for some reason, she had some strange notion that Edward was watching her sleep, but that fact wasn't germane to the story—Bella was starting to become disillusioned with the whole thing. Dirty, irritable, and starving, she snapped at Edward, breaking him out of another one of his angsty episodes, and trudged laggardly through the thick vegetation, slapping away tree branches, before she heard whimpering. Concerned, she walked towards the distressing sound, despairing and hopeless in its high cries and wet whines, until she reached an aperture, hidden by some lengthy myriad of vines, that led her to an open meadow. As she approached the forlorn tenor, the whimpers crescendoed into howling.
When the subject in question came into view, however, she had the impulse to bolt away from the clearing immediately. A wild beast, the size of a mountain lion, was lying injured in the daisies, the innocent white petals painted red, much to her abject horror. She couldn't stand the sight of blood. Edward seemed to be enjoying it, however, if his foaming at the mouth and lapping up the blood trail was any indication. Anyway, she looked back at the creature, petrified on her feet. She cursed herself for her fear, still frozen. Sometimes she wished she could just Let It Go~.
As she was subconsciously writing a codicil in her head so that she could leave Edward her things in her will, the tokédex that professor Alice had given her, detecting a tokémon nearby, whirred to life, "Jacob, an ancient species of tokémon of the werewolf type. They enjoy race cars, emo girls, and are prone to unrequited love. They do not get along with Edwards," it stated quite robotically.
Bella was astonished. It had never occurred to her that the beast could be a tokémon! Her goal was to catch them all, just like the legendary Ash Ketchup, so that she could be a Tokémon Master. She had to confront her fears. It also looked as if it had already been weakened. This was her chance.
Commanding Edward to battle, Bella readied his tokéball, "I choose you, Edward!"
"Use mind-read!"
Although Edward was a vampire-type, he was also a psychic-type just like his brother species, Abracadabra.
Mind-read was super-effective, but Jacob used sand-slash!
The battle was a long one. It turned out that Jacob had the advantage over Edward because vampire types were weak against werewolf types in battle. On top of that, the young tokémon was martial in nature.
Just as Edward was driven into a corner, about to lose the last of his health points, Bella called upon the power endowed in her veins, releasing the seal on the source of power that had always been innately within her, unleashing the gates holding it and its chakra back as glowing blue arrow tattoos appeared on her skin, her clothes and hair magically transforming her into a colorful Japanese girl, two blonde buns of hair now on top of her head, just like Ash Ketchup had.
Suddenly, it made sense. Ash Ketchup was her father. In this realization, she summoned the power harnessed in her scepter, which magically materialized out of thin air, to defeat Jacob. After weakening him with her scepter's power, she tossed it to the side to take out a tokéball to throw at and capture him.
It was dusk by the time they had arrived at a Tokémon Center. After getting Edward and Jacob fully healed, a white genial light erupted abruptly from the both of them, before they flowered beautifully into the forms of their final stages of evolution. Both forms were similar in the way that they had become humanoid. Jacob contrasted against Edward with his tan skin and wolf ears that sat atop of his now-human head, while Edward was inhumanly pale with red irises and fangs. Bella's jaw dropped as she ogled them while they started bickering with each other. Snapping out of her reverie, she returned them to their tokéballs and allowed the heat to rise to her cheeks as she wondered what the charges of bestiality were, back in spoons.
A/N: Thanks for reading my shitty story.
I wrote this for Mrs. Hoffman's 12th grade English class. Bitch really wanted us to write two short stories a week and incorporate 25 SAT words each, which is as easy as pie in the eyes of my college-going peers and fellow obsessive fan-child authors, who, like me, are still meandering on this godforsaken site and haven't migrated to archiveofourown yet, but I mean, if I wanted to be in an AP class, I would have signed up for one. Gave me a 70 too, just because I turned it in a day late, the hag. I guess she wasn't amused by the bestiality bit. I still have no idea what possessed me that day or why I would I give her a paper implying the support of the practices of sexual intercourse with animals. I don't think I was imagining it, either, when she eyed me warily during class. If you have her, I'm sorry and I understand what you're going through.
My stupidass 17-year-old-self thought she was being so clever when she wrote this piece of horseshit, dogpiss, clusterfuckery of a dumpster-fire, that when it came back as a 70 in English class, she got so butthurt that she decided to post it online.