Disclaimer:Invader Zim belongs to Jhonen Vasquez. Know Your Stars belongs to All That and Nick
Chapter 1 Zim
"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars," A mysterious voice of mystery echoed.
Zim was sitting in a chair humming to himself.
"Zim, is in love with Gaz," Says the voice.
"What!? LIES! YOU LIE!" Zim hissed holding a Gaz plushy.
"Then, why are you holding a plushie of her? Hmm?" The voice asked, snickering.
"Uh..." Zim stuffed it in his mouth and devoured the plushy. "Zim, doesn't know what you're talking about. NOW BE GONE WITH YOU!" Zim ordered.
"You can't get rid of me! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! Ahem...Zim, is half badger, half rat, and half taco," The mysterious voice said.
"Eh? LIES! Zim is Ir...I mean human...Not a horrible badger or a filthy diseased rat, and certainly not a disgusting taco. Ugh," Zim shuddered in disgust.
"Zim, wants all of you fan girls to come over and give him a big kiss," The voice said.
A stampede of fan girls run over kissing the poor Irken. "AHHHHHHHHH! GET OFF OF ZIM! SHOE! QUIT! ZIM HATES YOU ALL!" Zim growled in rage.
"Now you know Zim," Said the mysterious voice.
"LIESSS! All you horrible human worm pigs reading this. HE LIES! I hate the Gaz human.I hate all humans. I am not a badger,rat or taco. HE LIES!" Zim hissed his outfit was getting torn from all the fan girls trying to get a piece of him.
"TACOOOOOOOO!" Gir jumped on Zim and began chewing his head.
"AHHH! NO GIR! Get off of your master!" Zim tried pulling the robot off but to no success...A cage falls on them and they get wheeled away to a horrible place of doom.
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