Hello out there, those who choose to read this. This is another story offering from Brittany AKA shiki94. Now, I know I've got five stories in progress, but I've been getting so much inspiration for this one that I just had to dive into to writing it. The good thing about this one is that it's not a regular story like the others I've been writing. This is more along the lines of a collection of one-shots with each story having it's own little plot. I hope you guys enjoy them. =) And on a side note, I own none of the Superstars or Divas that I plan to use in this. The only thing I do own is my OC, Alex Hardy.
It's been said that there is no one in the world who will ever understand you more than your best friends. But who's to say that these best friends also can't be the biggest pains to have around sometimes?
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One day during an autograph signing that had just wrapped up, two of the WWE's most popular Divas, Kaitlyn and Alex Hardy, had decided to call it quits and head back to their hotel when they were stopped by their best friend, and third member of their group, The Chickbusters, had come running up to them.
"Hey you guys! Why in such a rush? We still have the whole day to do whatever we want," AJ said, bouncing excitedly.
"We know there's still time in the day before SmackDown to do what we want, but we'd rather go back to the hotel and relax until it's time for the tapings," Kaitlyn said around a yawn.
"Good point. After all, we all do have our own matches and segments to have to deal with," AJ said, nodding her head in understanding. "We should probably head back then."
"Good idea. But, quick question. AJ, what's that in your hand?" Alex asked, pointing at AJ's right hand.
"Huh, this? Oh, it's just some cookies that one of our fans gave me before they left. Nice enough kid, I just wish they wouldn't have turned and left the minute they gave this to me," AJ said, showing Alex and Kaitlyn the bag she was holding.
"Are you sure it's such a good idea that we just take random sweets and stuff from fans? For all we know, they could've put something in them," Kaitlyn said.
"Relax Kaitlyn. I only took them to be nice, but after seeing how good they look, I decided to just accept them. I mean, look at them. Don't they look cute enough to eat?" AJ said, holding up the bag as she reached in and took out a cookie.
"They do look pretty good Kaitlyn. What's the worst that could happen if we just ate one?" Alex said, taking one for herself.
Seeing as how her words were doing nothing to get to her friends, Kaitlyn just shrugged her shoulders and took a cookie for herself. "Just so you two know, if I have to get my stomach pumped because of this, I'm going to kill the both of you," Kaitlyn said, in a warning tone.
"Understood," Alex said as AJ shook her head in agreement. The three then ate the cookies that were in the bag and found that there was nothing harmful about them at all.
"See Kaitlyn? You got paranoid for no reason. Look, we're all still in one piece, now aren't we?" AJ asked, sticking her tongue out.
"Yeah yeah yeah. I suppose you were right about this, as opposed to all of the other times you've been wrong about stuff," Kaitlyn said, as she slapped a hand over her mouth.
"Hurtful much, Kaitlyn. At least I'm actually wearing something that compliments my body, unlike you, wearing those clothes that make you look like a cross dresser," AJ said, slapping her hand over her mouth.
"That's not very nice what either of you two said to each other. And for the record, neither one of you two is wearing something that's appropriate for either one of your body types. I mean, AJ, you're wearing something that most people would think only 12 year olds would get away with wearing. And Kaitlyn, you're wearing an outfit that most people would joke and say that only looks good on a cross dresser," Alex said, before she did the same thing AJ and Kaitlyn did.
"OK, what the hell is going on? Why are we saying stuff out loud that sounds like they come from our own personal thoughts?" Kaitlyn asked.
"Umm, is it a bad thing if I got these cookies from a fan completely covered in black clothing and they seemed to have an evil grin on their face as I took the cookies from them?" AJ asked hesitantly.
"It would've been groovy if you had mentioned this about, say I don't know, a few minutes before we ate those cookies," Alex yelled. "From the way we just keep blurting truths like this, it seems like there must've been something like a truth spell on those cookies or something."
"Truth spell? You mean, like something out of 'Practical Magic'?" Kaitlyn asked.
"Exactly so. If I remember right, something like this happened in a movie once, but the truth spell, or whatever it was, wore off in a day. So, we should be fine by tomorrow," Alex said, as she reasoned everything out.
"That sounds nice and all, but in case you might have forgotten, we have to be on SmackDown tonight. Not to mention, we all have matches," AJ said, hopping up and down nervously.
"Damn it! You're right! OK, let's think. Who do we have to compete against tonight in the ring?" Alex asked, trying to remember.
"Well, I've got a match against Aksana," Kaitlyn said.
"I'm in a tag match with Kofi against…Cody Rhodes and Damien Sandow," Alex said, as she facepalmed herself.
"And I was just going down to the ring with Kaitlyn since I don't really have a match tonight," AJ said.
"You two have it lucky. Whatever it is that's affecting us, I'm going to end up blurting something I know I'm going to regret," Alex said, as she hung her head.
"Just try not to say anything to them and you'll be fine," Kaitlyn said.
"That's like telling AJ not to try to steal my Nintendo DS and play my Pokemon games when I'm not around," Alex said.
"Just try it. After all, what could possibly go wrong tonight?" Kaitlyn asked, as the three left to head on to the arena.
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Later that day at the arena for the week's SmackDown tapings, Alex, AJ, and Kaitlyn were doing their best not to say anything to any of their fellow roster members. However, that plan failed as soon as the three arrived and Kaitlyn caught sight of Dolph Ziggler and Vickie Guerrero together.
"Oh man. Look at the WWE's latest flop couple," Kaitlyn said, groaning and cringing.
"Oh, can it Kaitlyn. You're just jealous that I'm with Dolph now and you're not," Vickie said.
"Please. You can keep him for all I care. I never really liked him. I only made out with him all of those times to see if I could piss you off. Which I can say, I honestly did," Kaitlyn said while AJ and Alex tried to hold in their giggles.
"We don't have to stand here and take this. Come on, Vickie. Let's go somewhere else," Dolph said, as he and Vickie proceeded to walk away.
Once the three were all alone, AJ and Alex proceeded to laugh loudly causing several of the other roster members backstage to look at them in confusion.
"Now that was freakin' hilarious," AJ said around her giggles.
"It needed to be said. And what I said was true. I didn't ever really like Dolph, I just made out with him all those times to get a rise out of Vickie, which I must say worked like a charm," Kaitlyn said grinning.
The three friends continued to talk for a few more minutes until it was time for Alex to leave for her match.
"Well girls, here I go. If I don't come back, it'll be because I'm tied up in a closet somewhere for telling one of our fellow co-workers a home truth. If I'm not back once the match is over, try to find me please," Alex said.
"Will do, captain. Good luck out there," AJ said, as she mock-saluted Alex.
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Making her way to the gorilla position for her match with Kofi against Team Rhodes Scholars, Alex met up with her tag partner for the night, Kofi Kingston.
"Yo, Kofi. Nice to know I'm going to be teaming up with a friend," Alex said, heaving a sigh of relief.
"Same to you. I just wonder how long it'll take us to beat Cody and Damien," Kofi said, smiling.
"Maybe you could whack them both into submission with your dreads. Speaking of which, is that all really your hair? Because I'm really starting to think you got extensions put in," Alex said bluntly, causing Kofi to laugh.
"Of course I've got in some extensions. What would make you want to say such a crazy thing like that?" Kofi asked around his laughs.
"It's a long story, one that'll have to wait until after our match," Alex said as the two made their way to the gorilla position where Cody and Damien were standing in wait.
"Well well well. Look who finally decided to show up. Everyone's favorite degenerate and her on-the-road babysitter," Damien said in disdain.
"That sir is a direct blow to my self-esteem. I'd take it back if I was you," Alex said.
"Or else what? What could a little kiddie like you possibly said that could hurt either one of us?" Cody interjected.
Taking a breath, Alex said "OK. I didn't want to have to do this, but since you two said something first, now I get to retaliate. Cody, you look ridiculous now that you've grown a mustache. I mean, it makes you look like Tom Selleck in his 'Magnum P.I.' days. And Damien, you look like a complete jackass with the way that you always prance around wearing that blue bath robe. I mean, no one takes you seriously, even when you consider the fact that you use so many big words when you're trying to cut somebody down. Then we get to the subject of your beard and your hair. I mean, my god, just dye all of it white, buy yourself a red and white plush suit, and you can always become a Santa for the holidays. Plus, I know I've heard people make cracks and say that you have a Dick Dastardly mustache Cody, so maybe for the next Halloween show we have to do, you two can be Dastardly and his canine sidekick, Muttley together. Now I know what I said may sting a little, but it had to be said."
Standing in shock for several minutes, none of the three men knew what to say until Kofi burst out into laughter and Cody and Damien turned several shades of red in fury over what Alex just told them.
"You are so going to pay for this in the ring. Just you wait," Damien said as he and Cody left to head to the ring together.
After finally catching his breath, Kofi wiped his face and said "Wow Alex. You just simply said what it is that me and some of the other roster members have been wanting to say for some time now."
"It had to be said. Plus, it all just flew out before I could stop myself anyhow," Alex said shrugging. "You don't think they were too mad, were they?"
"Let's just hope we won't have to try to get your stuff down from atop any flag poles once we finish up at the ring," Kofi said as he and Alex got ready to make their entrances.
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As Kaitlyn and AJ watched Alex and Kofi's tag match on one of the TVs backstage, they didn't know that they were being watched by Kaitlyn's opponent for the night.
"It must be quite a bit of a pain to have to deal with having a friend that's as crazy as Alex is," Aksana said, causing AJ and Kaitlyn to turn and look at her.
"Don't say that about Alex. She might be crazy, but it's the good kind of crazy," AJ said.
"Yeah. And at least she doesn't have to whore herself out to half of the roster just to try to get somewhere," Kaitlyn said.
"Keep talking like that. We'll see who has the last laugh after our match," Aksana said as she left the duo behind.
Once Aksana was gone, AJ groaned and said "Why can't we just throw her into the fires of Mount Doom? I'm sure Saruman and his army would love to have a banshee like her around."
"Because, my dearest AJ, we can't throw her into the fires of a place that only exists in our fondest imaginations, plus we could end up having to serve serious jail time for it. What I can do to shut her up is spear her into next week during my match with her that's up next," Kaitlyn said smiling.
"I would love that so much," AJ said, returning the smile.
Neither one of the two was focused on Alex and Kofi's match anymore, so they were surprised when Alex and Kofi just suddenly walked into their locker room.
"Is your match over already?" AJ asked in confusion.
"Yepp. Indeed it is, and me and Kofi won," Alex said smiling.
"We were paying so much attention to it until the Lithuanian pain in our asses decided to pay us a visit and annoy us before match," Kaitlyn said.
"It's fine. I would've been back sooner, but I kinda got into it with Cody and Damien," Alex said, laughing nervously and rubbing the back of her head.
"And what, dare I ask, did you guys get into an argument about now?" AJ asked.
"I may have told them both some truths that they didn't want to hear. I gotta tell you though, this truth spell on us is seriously starting to both make things funnier and a living hell for us," Alex said sighing.
"Well, we only have a few more hours, so let's just hope that we can make it through the rest of the night without telling more people some 'home truths'," Kaitlyn said, as she headed to the gorilla position with AJ following closely behind her.
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Kaitlyn's match ended pretty quickly with her spearing Aksana for the win. Once that match was over, she and AJ decided to head back to the locker room they were sharing with Alex and some of their other friends on the roster so that they could get their things and head back to the hotel. As soon as they got their belongings and left to go to the hotel and made it to their room, Alex flopped down on her bed and moaned.
"This has got to be one of the most hellish days I've ever gone through in my whole life," Alex said.
"You're telling us. I vote we just stay in here and lay on the beds until morning comes. Then, with any luck, we'll be back to being able to tell lies and not be so honest with people," Kaitlyn said.
"I agree. I guess you were right about the whole 'don't quickly accept gifts from strange fans' thing," AJ said as she flopped down on her own bed.
"Aren't I usually right about stuff like this?" Kaitlyn asked smirking.
"Yes you are Kaitlyn. Yes you are," AJ said as the three friends started to laugh.
Not to bad of a start for a collection of one-shots that'll mainly center around one of my favorite stables (that the WWE unfairly broke up). =) I hope you guys enjoyed it so far and don't be afraid to post a review.