Disclamier : No, I do NOT own -man. This wonderful work created by Hoshino Katsura. Wish I did.

This FanFic is 100% created by moi. Do not rip. Kthxbai.

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Darn it.

Everything's in a mess, shoot.

Great, now the papers are flying out of the room.

I gotta get them back before Bookman figures out that I lost 'em-

Oh hi, Kanda.

Didn't notice you there.

Yeah. Sure.

I know how much you love calling me an Usagi.

Yeah, so--OUCH!

Why'd ya kick me for!

WHAT!

NO I DID NOT STEAL YOU MUGEN.

WHA-

Ask the Moyashi. I'm busy, as you can see.

Do you mind not stepping on that paper over there? Thanks.

.. And by that, I don't mean that you have to kick it away.

Gee, do you know that you're a great help, Kanda?

Yeah okay, I smile at you, you scowl at me.

Oh, haha. The joy of sarcasm. You've got to love it.

Yes, I hate you too, love.

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Unghh ...

Uh wha? Morning already? Wow. Amazing, time flies.

Not that I don't know 'bout that already.

Shoot, the books are still in a bloody mess.

Argh. Okay, where did I put that thin--

HOW DID YOU GET INTO MAH ROOM!

K-Kanda! At least knock, sheesh!

Oh wait. What the fish happened to your Mugen?

OUCH! Don't hit me, hit Komuirin! He-no, it-was the one that destroyed your Mugen!

Gosh.

Yes, finally. Have a nice day.

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A Bookman should not let emotions get into his way.

No Kanda, Lavi told you to hurry up and attack him. Not me.

Your reactions are so slow today, Yuu.

Seems like that triggered it. Yuu~ Yuuuuuuuuu--UNGHH!

YUU!

ARGH. YUU IS SO ROUGH SOMETIMES.

-loud thump-

AHAHA! I'VE WON! IN YOUR FACE YUUUUUU-CHANNNN~

I know, I only used the term 'chan' 'cause you like a girl.

.. Now, let go of me.

No, you let go of me first, then I release my grip on you.

No you first.

No yo-ARGH FUCK!

NO NEED TO POKE ME WITH TH-THAT!

FINE SHEESH.

Now let go of me.

Let go let go let go let go.

I know I'm irritating, I accepted that since long ago.

I'm lovable~

Gasp, you hate me!? Well, me too!

Sob, Yuu-chan's a meanie!

Oh, you don't hate me? THAT MEANS YOU LOVE ME~ That blush suits you terribly, you know that?

Why'd you kick me for, now!

..

Yu-

Sigh.

I know.

I'm not supposed to feel emotions. Sorry.

Let go, please.

I .. I can't love you. You know that, don't you?

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I .. I .. ohmaigawsh.

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