Universal Breakdown

Summary: Two teenagers find themselves living the vida loca in Gotham city when they end up in their favourite comic universe.

Catmadperson: Es muy bien amigos

CrowsAce: I agree with my friend :) Sí Sí

Chapter one

Cat cowered in the corner as Ace screamed at the telly as she played her favourite video game.

"DIE YOU BASTARDS, DIE! FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING IN THIS UNIVERSE, DIE!"

Cat shook her head in exasperation. Her friend had rather a violent temperament. Ace didn't really care what Cat thought, she just wanted the bastards to die. She cursed even louder when she passed away, not very peacefully, in the game.

Ace cursed again when the game over screen appeared and resisted the temptation the throw the controller at the telly (yes, we put telly, we're British, thank you very much).

Getting up from where she was crouched in the corner, Cat went to go get a glass of water, walking past Ace who was just staring blankly at the telly. Cat didn't even want to begin to comprehend what was going on in Ace's head.

When she returned to the lounge, with a cold glass of H2O, Ace had completely disappeared, much to Cat's surprise. However, she didn't want to go and look for her, thinking Ace needed time to calm down. She sat down and was about to take a sip of her water, and then…

"BOOO!"

Cat let out a mighty screech, jumping and causing the water to splash all over her; what a waste of perfectly decent H2O.

"HIJO DE PUTA!"

Ace laughed manically, resembling that of a hyena.

"Calm down, Cat," Ace said, snickering as she retrieved the glass from the floor. "By the way, your phone went off."

"Oh really? I thought I'd put it on silent."

"Yeah, it buzzed."

"Yeah, but I thought I'd put it on silent."

"Yes! It buzzed!"

"But I said I thought I put it on silent …" Cat said in exasperation.

"Yes. But. It. Buzzed!"

"It's on silent!"

"Ohhhhh." Ace laughed hysterically, as she realised what had occurred. Cat proceeded to explain the different settings on her phone. Ace continued to laugh in a deranged manner, whilst Cat sighed and went off to get another glass of water.

Again, she returned to the room to find Ace had disappeared again. "Oh sweet mother mary of Jesus Christ, our lord and saviour, who died for us to repel our sins, Ace if you do that again, voy a enviar a puto infierno!" In the distance, Ace could be heard laughing, causing Cat to roll her eyes. Cat had a tendency to be overly dramatically serious and somewhat oddly religious, despite being an atheist, in her cursing.

She walked over to the mirror, to check if the water had ruined her make up. It was all fine, she still had that half dead appearance to her that came with being a uni student. Dark bags under her somewhat strained brown, tired eyes. Her brown hair hung limply, like that of a drowned rat. Her hollow cheeks had maggots growing out of them. One of them was called Boris. He was a particularly delightful chap. Okay, maybe we're being over dramatic in our description, but hey, uni does that to a person. Cat actually looked like your average teen, that was completely and mentally exhausted.

While Cat was somewhat tanned, Ace was a very pale creature, with strikingly blue eyes that stared into your very soul. In the darkness, they gleamed like that of a zombie. Just as unusual as her eyes, her hair was a cacophony of various colours, from where she had dyed it so much, the main colour was black with a hint of blue. Cat's only unusual feature was that she had weird, messed up fingers that could bend in an odd way because of joyful double jointed-ness, that Ace believes would soon lead to arthritis.

What if I was a cat, Cat thought idly to herself, turning back around watching as Ace walked in from the kitchen. The oldest teen looked up blue eyes piercing into brown.

"You're thinking about cats again aren't you?"

"Nooo," Cat replied back looking awkwardly away. Ace snickered, as she walked in, with two plates of freshly made toast with Nutella. Nutella, the king of spreads, the lord of all condiments, the nut to my ella. Okay enough of that moving swiftly on…

Ace handed Cat one of the plates that only had Nutella spread on the toast unlike Ace's that also consisted of her vegan butter.

Cat marvelled at the fact that Ace always gave her two slices. In her culture (a.k.a her familia), two slices was seen as decadent and unheard of. As if hearing her thoughts, Ace shook her head, and muttered under her breath "fucking weirdo".

Anyhow, we very much digress from the actual plot, which we now shall proceed to go onto. However, it is important to set the exposition of a tale, as even the great bard himself, William Shakespeare was prone to do. (We like to remind you, we are quite British)

Ace decided to go back to her game, much to Cat's annoyance. However, little was she to know what was about to occur … When Ace tried to load the game, it wasn't working properly; the screen was full of static, and the controller was making an awfully odd noise. Ace hit the controller in anger.

"Fucking work!"

The console starting vibrating and making a high pitched humming sound. Cat looked at Ace in concern, "you shouldn't have hit it".

"Ugh, what is happe – "

Before Ace could finish her sentence however, the console quite literally exploded. Smoke filled the room.

When the smoke disappeared, Cat and Ace were no longer in Ace's lounge …

"Where the fuck are we?" Ace exclaimed.

"I haven't the foggiest," replied Cat.

"You're in Gotham." Replied a deep, growly voice.

Both teens froze at the sound of the voice, dread began filling the youngest whilst a grin began spreading across the oldest.

It couldn't be… Could it? Cat thought to herself, there was just know way. But by the look on Ace's face and the way she was staring excitedly up at nothing told her otherwise.

A figure cloaked all in black swopped down beside them.

Batman glared almost angrily at the girls. Cat looked somewhat nervous and said,

"Woah now"

However, Ace jumped in and said, or rather sang,

"Hey, now, you're an all star, get your game on, go play. Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid. ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD, ONLY SHOOTING STARS BREAK THE MO-OLD!"

Both Batman and Cat stared at Ace as if she'd lost her mind. Ace smiled and spoke as though nothing had happened.

"So Gotham huh? Well isn't that just dandy."

"How did we get here?" Cat thought out loud.

"You two had better come with me." Batman said, ignoring Cat's question.

He began fiddling with some buttons that was on his glove.

A grumbling noise filled their ears until a massive tank/car swerved around a corner nearly crushing the girls in the process.

They watched as the trunk area opened revealing two seats.

"Get in." Batman growled.

Cat looked from Batman to the seats to her friend. Ace shrugged and headed hopped on to one of the seats.

"Come on, what have we got to lose?"

Cat sighed. Indeed, what did they have to lose?

TBC

HIJO DE PUTA= son of a bitch.

voy a enviar a puto infierno= I will send you to fucking hell

CrowsAce: Hopefully you guys like this, most of this we actually did ourselves tonight funnily enough (minus ending up in Gotham though that would be fun) and we have been drinking so if its weird then yeah.. XD #sorrynotsorry

Catmadperson: Well, this certainly was an experience ... The alcohol definitely helped the creative process (and by that I mean the strangeness). Hopefully ya'll enjoy it, it was fun to write #yolo #swag #idek