Why Kadaj doesn't talk to girls.

(One night, Kadaj gets bored with talking to Yazoo and Loz about battle tactics and such and that's where this whole problem began.)

Kadaj: Hey. I'm gonna walk around a little bit. Kadaj leaves

Loz: Oh ho!

Yazoo: Oh ho what?

Loz: Nothing. Starts snickering

Yazoo: What ever.

(What Loz didn't say was that a girl…named Rikku…who had a MAD crush on Kadaj was stalking him wherever he went again.)

(One minute passes.)

Kadaj: Been out here long enough. I guess I should go back now.

SNAP!

Kadaj: What the hell was that? Kadaj whips around and pulls his sword out

Rikku: Aaaah! Don't kill me! Rikku comes out from the bushes she was hiding in

Kadaj: Oh. It's you again. Kadaj puts his sword away don't you ever get tired of chasing me around all the time?

Rikku: No.

Kadaj: I was afraid of that.

Rikku: Aaaw. (Puffs of clouds come around Rikku and Rikku becomes Midget Rikku.) Don't be scared of me Oh Kadaj with a sexy voice and out da sight body! Rikku runs up and snuggles Kadaj

(Kadaj starts freakin' out.)

Kadaj: Aaack! Let me go! At once! I command you! Kadaj grabs Rikku and starts to pull her off of him Unhand me at once! Do you hear me? Now!

Rikku: Rikku looks up at Kadaj with cute, crying baby eyes Kadaj is mean to Rikku! Rikku closes her eyes tightly MEAN! Rikku finally lets go of Kadaj

(Kadaj now feels horrible.)

Kadaj: No, no. Don't cry. Kadaj hugs Rikku Please?

Rikku: Oh Kadaj! Rikku jumps up suddenly I knew you loved me!

Kadaj: What? No! Kadaj tries to run away from her and fails

Rikku: Come back here Kadajy-wajy! Rikku jumps Kadaj

Kadaj: Aaaah!

(An hour later…Yazoo starts thinking Kadaj has been away for way too long.)

Yazoo: Kadaj should have been back by now. Yazoo shuts his book with a crack

Loz: He probably just got lost.

(Yazoo looks down at his book as he thinks.)

Yazoo: I still don't like it…and the lost theory doesn't work ether…Kadaj knows these woods like the back…

(Kadaj's muffled voice screams through the window.)

Yazoo and Loz say together as they look out the window: Kadaj?

(The two white haired men walk outside to see what in hell is going on.)

Kadaj:HELP ME!

Rikku: Okay!

Kadaj: NOT YOU! Kadaj bats Rikku away as he keeps running YOU'RE THE ONE I'M TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM!

Loz: Wha?

Yazoo: I don't even wanna know. Yazoo starts walking back inside I leave to finish my Frappuccino.

END Oh my god! That sucked! And who the hell is Rikku? –Kadaj

What are you talking about? That was awesome! –Yazoo

You think everything she writes is awesome! –Loz

Yes! That's because I brainwash her to do it! –Yazoo

You idiot! –Kadaj

Hi gang! What am I missing? –Kadajneko

Nothing much…-Yazoo

YAZOO! –Loz and Kadaj

Oh ho! –Yazoo

Leave him alone! Oh! I'm sorry. I have to go and make sure they don't KILL Yazoo. HEY! KADAJ! HIS KNEE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BEND THAT WAY! -Kadajneko