Unexpected
Ch 1
Love in a Pub
It was late and Doris was cleaning up the bar table in the pub. She sighed sadly as she cleared up. Suddenly somebody walked in. It was Charming. Her heart leaped with joy at this.
"What is he doing here? I thought… he was more into shallow, beautiful broads than me. Maybe he's changed… I hope." She thought as he came near her. "Um… Hello Doris. I… I see you're all alone." He said nervously to her. "Yes I am. What're you doing here?" she asked him curiously. "I was… lonely and I thought… maybe that… I.." he said. "Love me gorgeous?" Doris finished for him. He giggled as she kissed him on the lips. "That felt good!" he said breathily. "I know the feeling. You've never kissed an actual girl before, haven't you?" she said to him. "No not really. I was hoping for someone like… you." He admitted quietly.
Puss was watching this with disgust. "Ohh Shrek's going to love this!" he thought as he walked away… He knew Doris was lonely and needed love just as his ogre amigo did but with Charming? That made him sick. Doris then pulled out a bottle of wine and smiled. Charming then watched as she poured two glasses of wine and handed one to him. "Thanks. Can I ask you something? Do you like me even though I tried to take over the kingdom and hurt your friends?" he said to her.
"Yes I do from the first moment I saw you. Even though my sister Mabel looks prettier than me. I know your Mom's a real pain. She bossed everybody around when she was still... alive. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset you babe." she told him. He then laughed out loud. "No you didn't. Actually can't bear to be around her myself. She frightened me and forced me into things I didn't want to do. I'm glad she's gone." he told her as he touched her face.
She then led him upstairs into her room. "What's going on?" he asked curiously. "Shh you'll see." she said as she went into the bath room. When she came out, she was wearing a lacy night gown. Charming was stunned by this. "Wow! She looks good!" he thought as he climbed into bed beside her...