Sure, this stories title makes it sound funny,
But that doesn't mean every day will be sunny…
No one said it would be all fun and games,
There will be sadness and there will be shame…
Italics are thoughts from the POV
'Inside apostrophes are other people's thoughts'
"Talking…"
action/noise
Chapter 1
Runaway
? POV
I have to get away!
rustle
What was that?
"This way! Look over there!" voices came ringing out from in the forest. The shadows could conceal most anything, but what were the people looking for? Surely no human would dare go into this forest… the forest in Otogakure no Sato. (Literally means Village Hidden among Sound)
"Found you!"
No! They found me! HELP! Why can't I talk…?
"NO! ... Thank God, it was just a dream…"
I better leave, I'm almost out just a half a kilometer or so … How did I even fall asleep here, in the forest…?Oh well, I just have a little more ways to go in order to get out of this horrible country, if you can even call it that…
Outside of Suna –
I finally made it here…
smiles proudly
"Who are you? Show me your passport," a male voice said directly to me. (Can you guess who?)
"Hi! I would like to see the kazekage! " I said while putting on a fake smile…
"What is your reason?"
"I want to become a villager of Suna, what else? And, why do you want to know?" I started to let go of the smile I had only because it was starting to hurt my face.
"I am part of Suna's ANBU, and it's my job to know…" (Hey, I never said it was Gaara if that's who you thought it was…)
"Oh, can I?"
"Can you what?"
"Can I meet the kazekage so that I can become a citizen of Sunagakure…?"
"Well…"
After a looooooong questioning I was finally let into Suna to meet the Kazekage… The ANBU guys had to escort me though…
"Okay, this way, Miss," the ANBU member said, which I don't like being called "Miss".
"Don't call me that," I murmured.
"What?" He looked back at me, he was leading in front, which frightened me since I couldn't see what his face looked like under the eagle mask, yes eagle, do NOT ask.
"Nothing!"
He faced forward again, at this point, and I let out a very soft sigh of relief so that he would be unable to hear me.
–A few hours later –
"Ano, ano, ano…"
"Is something wrong, mister?" I asked making sure he heard me say "mister"… Let's see how he likes it!
"What'd you call me?"
"Nothing…"
"Ok… Well, I can't find the Kazekage tower…"
"Isn't that it right there?" I pointed to a tower that was literally 3 f-ing feet away! How stupid can this guy be!?!?
"I see you made it here…" a mysterious voice said to me.
I tried to make a cliffhanger… So how'd I do? I don't care if you flame me or if you praise my work, just review… (I know not many people tell you to flame 'em but I guess I just did…) I think I'll keep updating this story when I feel like it even if no one likes it cuz my friend and I came up with it…