Heeeeeyyy peoples! I'm baaaaaack! *sigh of relief* It's good to get back in the swing of things. I don't have time to bring in the physical embodiment of the word jerk AKA Green Oak. So:

DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN POKEMON!

Enjoy the show folks!

That is all.

3rd Person POV

"I said we should go with the other blue!" said a red-headed woman to her soon-to-be husband.

"What's wrong with indigo?!" asked the black-haired man who was right across from her.

"The other blue brings out my eyes!"

"That doesn't answer my question! Why does it matter anyway?!"

"YOU ARE THE EMBODIMENT OF PURE IDIOCY!"

"WHY?! FOR NOT LETTING YOU WALK ALL OVER ME?! YOU WOULDN'T EVEN LET ME HELP WITH THE FOOD! FOOD OF ALL THINGS!"

"WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!"

"I DUNNO! YOU SEEM TO KNOW EVERYTHING ELSE! WHY DON'T YOU FIGURE IT OUT!"

"YOU'VE GOT SOME NERVE-"

The currently screaming couple were Ash Ketchum and Misty Waterflower. The "lovebirds" had been arguing since they began planning their wedding. There was always an outburst from one or the other. The two's arguments slowed down if they had a mediator to stop them from ripping each other to shreds. They weren't so lucky this time...

"I HATE YOU!" both of them shouted in unison.

The two halves of the couple stormed off, Misty into the bedroom and Ash into the bathroom.

Ash POV

'I can't believe we started an argument over something this-this... STUPID!'

'I mean... Who cares about what blue we use?'

'Who cares about the food?'

'Who cares about where it happens?'

'Who cares about what clothes we wear?'

I sure didn't. I realized that I didn't care any of that. All- I just- It didn't matter what happened as long as we got married.

Also, I hated fighting with Misty. I really really really hated fighting with Misty.

I opened the bathroom door and slowly made my way to our bedroom.

'Why didn't we just get a wedding planner?'

3rd Person POV

The entire home was silent as Ash walked to the couple's bedroom. He raised his hand to knock on the door.

Misty POV

I slid down the wall.

As much as I hated to say it: I felt like an idiot. Back when we were kids, fighting was our way of "flirting" as everyone else put it. It was hard to believe we ended up together, much less engaged.

I put my head in my hands. 'What happened to us? We were the total package. Best friends and and lovers: soulmates. We've been at each other's throats since the we started planning the wedding.'

I jolted out of my thoughts as I heard a knock on the door. ' It couldn't be anyone else but Ash...'

"Misty... Open the door. Let's talk about this." Ash called from behind the door.

3rd Person POV (I guess) Wait, let's make it a note. Deal. Okay, deal.

The... um.. "happy" couple settled their differences that day. However, as we know, there was eventually another fight, even after their wedding day. Speaking of that, their wedding day became one of the happiest days of their lives.

Instead of saying they lived happily ever after, I'll say they lived out their lives in a fairly happy manner.

Because, fanboys and fangirls of the audience:

Maybe,

"Happily Ever After's"

DON'T

EXIST

A/N: Um.. that's that. Honestly, I just wanted to get this over-and-done with because it just popped into my head soooooo... It might not be that good... Yeah.. anyway.. I might also make this a one-shot series.

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-Star Guardian46 (Woah... I had so many typos while writing this...)