The Last One part 2

by JKM1213

The Last One part 2 episode of Friends is being rewritten and focuses a lot on the birth of Chandler and Monica's kids and Rachel's decision of going to Paris or not to stay with Ross.

Friends (The Last One, Part 2)

(Monica and Chandler are next to Erica while she is in labor on the hospital bed)

Monica: Breathe, Breathe, It's going to be all right Erica!

Chandler: I want to breathe too!

Monica: Why? Does it look like you're the one in labor?

Chandler: No, does it look like you're in labor?

(Monica rolls her eyes, and goes next to Erica on the side of the bed and grabs Eric's hand)

Chandler: You know what, I think I need a breath of fresh air. I'm just going to step out for a minute.

Monica: What! You can't leave me alone in here!

Chandler: I don't want to say anything more stupid! I'm surprised Erica is still going to have our baby.

Erica: Hello! I'm giving birth to a child over here.

(Doctor walks in, and goes near the bed where everyone is)

Doctor: Okay who's ready to have a baby?

Chandler: Oh my gosh, this is really happening? Dear Lord, please don't ever let me be a kind of father that Joey would be.

Monica: CHANDLER! Get over here she's about to have our baby!

Chandler: I'm coming sweetie!

Doctor: Okay Erica, it's time to push!

Monica: Chandler come here look at the head!

Chandler: Noooooo, I think I'm good over here.

Monica: Chandler!

(Chandler walks over to the end of the bed and sees the baby's head come out)

Chandler: Yup, I'm going to go back up to the front.

(Erica pushes out the baby and the doctor hands the baby to Monica)

Monica: We have a baby boy! No man or woman will ever be good enough for you!

Doctor: Who's ready to have the other babies?

Monica and Chandler: Excuse me?

Doctor: Yup, that's the first one out of the three to come out!

Monica: Excuse me? There's going to be how many?

Doctor: 3 babies, you didn't know?

Monica, Chandler, and Erica: Does it look like we knew?

Chandler: One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready….

Monica: CHANDLER!

Chandler: I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

Doctor: Time to get things moving, you ready Erica?

Erica: As much as I'll ever be! I guess…

(Erica pushes out a girl and then another girl two minutes later)

Monica: Two girls! And a boy!

(Chandler looks over at Monica who is sitting on the rocking chair barely holding all three babies.)

Chandler: Mon, we have to talk.

Monica: What's wrong? You haven't even held any of your children.

(Chandler looks towards to the ground)

Monica: Chandler?

Chandler: I'm so sorry… I can't!

(Chandler walks out of the room and leaves the hospital)