Disclaimer: I do not own anything other then the "so-called" plot.
Greetings, new follower.
This letter is designed and written by Lord Voldemort, (your new master) to welcome new death-eaters into the band of men brothers hat will soon become your new family.
Warning(s): This last statement could be considered false, unless your family often takes time out of their days to torture you until you soil yourself.
One of your first tacks as a Death-eater is to find and fill out the enclosed questionnaire about all things dark lord related .
Once you have filled out said questionnaire sure you destroy the parchment, we can't have to information leaked to the ministry of magic or the "so-called-leader-of-the-light" Albus Dumbledore and his band of merry men/ women.
But first you before you do any of this you need to take some time and complete this questionnaire about your soon-to-be new master.
(Please circle the answer you choose.)
1. What is Lord Voldemort's favourite type of music? Is it...
A, Country rock,
B, Heavy metal,
C, Classic pop,
D Jazz,
2. What is the colour of Lords Voldemort's eyes? Are they...
A, Purple,
B, Yellow,
C, Red,
D,Crimson,
3. What do you call Lord Voldemort as when he's NOT in the room? It is...
A. The basted that ruin my life and made me soil myself in front of the girl I have a crush on?
B, The Dark Lord,
C, Voldiepooper,
D, My one true love,
4. What is Lord Voldemort's favourite spell? Is it...
A. Colloportus- a locking charm that prevents a door being opened by muggle means,
B. Cruciatus Curse- a curse that only the most powerful wizards and witch can achieve, used to inflect pain,
C. Densaugeo- a curse that makes the victims teeth grow at an alarming rate.
D. Avada Kedavra- the killing curse.
5. What is Lord Voldemort's lucky number? Is it...
A. Forty-two, 42,
B. Seven- 7,
C. Fourteen- 14,
D. Thirty-one- 31,
6. What is Lord Voldemort's real name? It is...
A, Thomas Riddle,
B, Lord Voldemort,
C, I don't know,
D, Mel Gibson,
7. The sun is shining and the birds are singing what do you? Do you...
A. Comment on the weather while Lord Voldemort is within hearing distance,
B. Run away, run far, far away,
C. Ask Lord Voldemort about the time he was almost killed by a baby,
D. Grow a pair and attend the meet that will most likely be happening that day.
8. What is Lord Voldemort's favourite colour? Is it...
A. Black,
B. Sliver,
C. Red and Gold,
D. Green.
9. Who is Lord Voldemort's greatest foe? Is it...
A. The-boy-who-would-not-die-no-matter-how-powerful-his-attemted-killer-was, A.K.A, Harry potter,
B. Albus Dumbledore,
C. Chuck Norris,
D. The fly that bugs him sometimes,
10. What does the Lord Voldemort want to accomplish?
A. A type of peace never seem before,
B. Scotland to become a separate country to the UK,
C. To make everyone equal,
D. To become a power crazed fool and get killed by something as simple as a one year old child, and then an eleven year child, not to mention that time in potter's second year...
Congratulations! You are one step closer to becoming Lord Voldemort's right-hand man; I'm sure he looks forward to meeting you.
Lord Voldemort
Warning(s) due to the resent low quality of answers you will be not banned from joining the Death-eaters if you get a score lower than 98.79% and/or be killed anymore.
Warning(s) Lord Voldemort is not liable to any injury or accidental death you gain while in his service, and while heath insurance is recommended it is not proved.
Warning(s) should you find yourself arrested do not expect that Lord Voldemort or any of this servants will proved an alibi.
Warning(s) wearing anything but black robes during an official meets will result in death, or something very, very close.
Warning(s) any family member hurt or killed during your tasks will be blamed on wormtail.
Warning(s) spies are not welcome.