Apology: I'm sorry this story got removed! Apparently, it is against regulations to curse in the title or summary of a story. I did not know that, but one of the administrators certainly did. This is one of four stories removed because of my potty mouth! That, and I was also punished with not being allowed to update for a few days…
I hope this isn't too much of an inconvenience to anyone!
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Cas appears, Dean happens to be there, Sam happens to also be there, and – because it's something that's a given whenever both angel and righteous man are in the same room – eye-fucking commences.
Of course, let's not forget that Sam is there.
Why must we not forget that?
Because Sam is staring.
What's so important about that?
Well, Dean and Cas are eye-fucking. Meaning, their gazes have connected and mentally they are stripping each other down and Cas is screwing Dean hard enough to kill his brain. In real life, both righteous man and angel are sneakily concealing erections.
And Sam is watching, amused and disgusted, and isn't actually aware of how successful Dean and Cas are at molesting each other blind through their eyes alone. Then again, Sam just thinks that the handprint on Dean's brachial is a remnant of him being lifted from perdition.
Sam isn't aware that he is performing voyeurism. Or that Cas and Dean get off on exhibitionism.
It's all rather tragic, really.
Extremely so.
Unbelievably so.
And then Balthazar comes over.
"You pervy bastards," he eyeballs the happenings with half repulsion, half contemplation. Then, "you two up for a threesome?"
Sam is clueless, but disgruntled nonetheless. Because he's into voyeurism without knowing it and Balthazar just ruined the mood.
Dean jerks back to reality. What timing to, because Castiel had been mid-thrust and about two seconds away from making Dean jizz neurons on his frontal lobe… yeah, that makes sense somewhere in the universe. Or they could say his soul had been about to shoot ghosts. Who cares? He was about to orgasm either way.
But now he's not. 'Cause Balthazar ruined the moment and all.
And Cas isn't happy about that.
Obviously, the moment is over. So Balthazar kidnaps Sam and humps him senseless. Sam completely forgets that he's upset.
Unlike Cas, who doesn't forget. He's actually really pissed off. He and Dean rarely get the time to eye-fuck anymore, what with Cas's secret plans going on and Sam's soulless issues and keeping all of this from Dean.
That being said, it's rather obvious why he kills Balthazar three nights later.
He asked for it.
Pity, that.