THIS EPISODE IS SET AFTER SEASON 10 OF FRIENDS I DO KNOW FRIENDS AND HIMYM AIRED IN DIFFERENT YEARS BUT LETS NOT GET ALL TECHNICHAL OKAY? :D ALL THE CHARACTERS IN HIMYM ARE FRIENDS, LILY AND MARSHALL ARE MARRIED AND TED AND ROBIN ARE JUST FRIENDS; OKAY, ENOUGH CAPITAL LETTERS, LETS GO!
The One with the Dodgy Crossover
The scene begins in Joey's apartment while Joey and Phoebe are babysitting Emma; Phoebe lying down on the couch with her guitar next to Emma (who is crying) with Joey eating Pizza in his kitchen.
Phoebe- (screaming) For the love of god, make her stop!
Joey- Don't stress Pheebs, when I get sad, I eat, give her some pizza or something?
Phoebe- Joey; you can't give pizza to a baby, she'll choke!
Joey- Just put it in the blender then, just like Mommy used to do.
Phoebe- (annoyed) Joey, that's just—(pauses)—brilliant! Get me some pizza!
Joey- Oooooh, sorry Pheebs, all gone, how about you just sing a song about food, like fruit? Babies like fruit!
Phoebe- (Phoebe picks up her guitar and begins to sing)
The Fruit shop is a useful store for buying fruit and sometimes more,
It was where I held my first robbery…
Joey- (Looks up from his Pizza stunned)
Phoebe- Err, something, something Christmas tree! (smiles)
(phone rings)
Joey- I'll get it! (picks up phone) Yello? What? Really? Sure! I'll see you tomorrow!
Phoebe- What is it?
Joey- I got a role in an off-off-off Broadway play where I play an evil scientist. You know; the smart type. I gotta tell everyone! (turns around and runs into door)
OPENING THEME
The Friends and Mike are gathered in Central Perk to hear Joey's news.
Chandler- So what's going on Joe?
Joey- I wanted to get you all together to tell you… I got a part in a new play!
(The friends/Mike look excited and happy for Joey)
Rachel- Nice work Joey, what play Is it?
Joey- Well, it's an off-off-off Broadway production of 'The Smell of Music'.
Monica- Um, Joey, don't you mean The Sound of Music?
Joey- No, no, it's a great new take on the original. It's set in the future where robots rule the earth and a cross dressing nun must save the day!
Chandler- Congratulations Joe, you finally find out that you're gay.
Joey- (annoyed) I don't play the nun, I play the scientist!
Phoebe- Ooh a scientist, does he have a cape?
Joey- No! But that would be so cool! Anyway, I want all you guys to come see it tomorrow night!
Mike- Tomorrow? Don't you need, um, practice?
Joey- Usually yes, but for this I can just ad lib, isn't that cool!
Mike- (sighs) Well, uh, that sounds great Joey but Phoebe and I have to go to a funeral.
Rachel- And Ross has to take me to my family reunion.
Chandler- And Monica—(pauses)—damn. Um—
Monica- Are free!
Joey- Aww guys that's great, I'll see you there! (Joey leaves through door)
Chandler- Holy hell, how did you guys think of something so fast? I mean a funeral, what a joke! (starts hysterically laughing)
Mike- Well actually my Great Aunt Katie died.
Chandler- (changes to serious face) Oh, um—(pauses then leaves)
Rachel- Oh I'm so sorry, were you close?
Mike- Kind of, but I'd rather not talk about it. Come on Pheebs, let's get something to eat. (Mike and Phoebe leave)
Ross- So Rach, you started to think about marriage yet?
Rachel- (concerned) Really? So soon? After lesbian, wrong name, Vegas wedding?
Ross- To be fair, one of those was to you. And I did say your name in one of the others…
Rachel- (shouting while drawing attention to customers) Yes Ross, thanks for reminding me, you're lucky I'm not a lesbian! (Rachel storms off)
Ross- (speaking to customers) Um, just to be clear, she is not a lesbian. (crowd continues to stare) Not that there's anything wrong with—aww, forget it! (leaves Central Perk)
(Ted, Robin, Lily, Marshall and Barney enter the Central Perk)
Barney- Why are we drinking in a coffee house? Coffee house babes are usually just 6's, now diner girls…
Ted- Because McLarens is still under renovation; now let's just find a seat.
Lily- Ooh, there's one! (Lily points to the Friends' usual seat and the group walks over to sit down there. The group looks awkward sitting there.)
Robin- Wow. This is literally one of the weirdest moments in my life.
Lily- Look at those cups of coffee Marshmallow, they're huge!
Ted- I don't think any of us could finish 10 of those in a day…
Barney- CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
Ted- No, I…
Barney- Tomorrow I will drink 10 of these huge mugs of coffee and my personality will not be altered!
Lily- Barney, are you sure? That could really have some major consequences!
Robin and Ted- (salutes) Major Consequences!
Lily, Marshall and Barney- Oh god!