Birthday Drabble
Happy birthday, I'm sure not many people give this song much thought. Most assume it's a way to congratulate someone on another successful trip around the sun and claiming another year of life, but few really think about it. I know what this song truly is; it's a killing technique that can only be used by our favorite homicidal jam freak.
This song was used in an agreement between the shinigami and the young Beyond Birthday when he gave his eyes to the youth. The shinigami no longer wanted to lay eyes on humans; they disgusted him, all with the exception of the raven haired boy. As a few people know, Beyond gained the ability of the shinigami eyes, but even fewer know of the other ability he gained. Whenever BB sings Happy Birthday to someone, the shinigami that gave away his eyes kills them for him.
Right now you may be asking yourself, 'How would someone figure this out from the song?' I'll tell you, Happy Birthday is obviously talking about BB himself, and what is the only thing that can make him happy? Death. Happy Birthday to you: the singer is sending death after the listener. Therefore the song Happy Birthday is what Beyond uses to kill when he feels like it.
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AN: Right, so my birthday was April 14th and all day I just kept thinking about the meaning of the song. So I told my friend, and he in turn demanded I write it down, so this is my birthday gift to you guys. Though I admit it's not much of a gift, I still have ideas for stories; I just have to write them! (I'll get on it!)