"Hey Alpha! Wake the hell up!" a voice yelled, which of course causes me to fall outta my chair.
"I wasn't asleep you dick I was working on my story!! Stupid jerk." I turned and pouted as the door to my 'secret lair' was opened. An extremely girly looking boy walked into the room. He was decked out in leather and had a blonde bob hair style. He had a piece of chocolate in his mouth and was dragging a red head gamer in by his vest. "What the hell are you guys doing here?" I asked looking at the two Wammys boys.
"Mello here wants to get away from Near for a little while, naturally he couldn't leave my sexy ass. I mean really who could?" Matt answered with a wink before Mello punched him in the back of the head. I walked over a poked him in the head with a magic twig that I pulled outta nowhere. He had swirly eyes, which normally means he's knocked the fuck out. Trust me I read plenty of manga and watch a shit load of anime. "Heh, heh drunk naked Asian girls everywhere."
… What the hell? "Uhh Mello just how hard did you hit him?" I asked with a sweat drop.
A chocolate wrapper hits me in the face as he replies." Who gives a shit? Now wutcha been doin?" He asks looking at my computer screen. I gasp and tackle him to the ground away from my baby with a totally awesome battle cry. This is really just my failed attempt to sound like Xena the warrior princess. "Ah get off me you crazy bitch!" he yelled trying to push me off but I had a good grip on his pretty little hair.
"Your mom's a crazy bitch!" I yelled back with a grunt as his foot connected with my stomach. Too which I politely introduced my fist to his face.
"That's fucked up to say to an orphan you know that?!" Mello screamed back pulling my hair down so now he was straddling me.
"Oof! Shut up if Morgan or Josh wake up they're gonna be pissed! Especially at the fact that they don't know who the hell you are!" I Screamed/whispered while pushing his face as far away from me as possible.
"Why should I care?" He said pushing my face into the floor. And I am so happy I have a nice overly fluffy carpet in my room.
"Cause this is before you have a mafia and Josh is a trained sniper dumb shit!"
"… That is a very good point." He said after a pause. I kneed him in the balls and rolled away from him only to run into the blue jean covered legs of L, AKA meh luvah, meaning you can't have him!
"You do realize that it is two in the morning and Roger is not going to be happy to hear that you two left your rooms only to start a fight with Alpha here." L addressed mello and a suddenly awake Matt.
"What? She attacked me!" Mello yelled out and after a pause, "and Matt!"
"As possible as that is, knowing Alpha and her violent tendencies, I would rather safe myself the paranoia of her attempting to kill me and just send you two back to your rooms." As L was saying this I was behind him doing the mature thing and mocking the two young boys. "Alpha if you would please stop acting like an immature brat I would appreciate it."
"Me?" I asked feigning innocence, "Acting childish? Whatever do you mean?" I gave him my biggest puppy dog eyes.
"It is slightly unnerving how easy it is for you to give a believable lie." L said staring down at me however in return I just gave him a grin.
"I know now let's go get some cake." I said standing up.
… Suddenly L scooped me up bridal style and walked down the hall towards the kitchen. "I expect you two to be in bed when we get done." Panda man said before we disappeared around the corner.
"They so want to fuck each other." Matt said after a moment. "I'd watch."
"You're fucking disgusting." Mello said before walking back to their room.
"But that's why you love me."