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Some Random Forest (3rd Person P.O.V.)

Two figures are seen lying unconscious, with one on top of the other in a cross shape. Suddenly the one on the bottom woke up and rubbed the exhaustion from his crimson eyes. He then looked around and noticed the body draped across his torso. Briefly looking over the body in question the only thing learned was that the body was rather light and seemed to have a more male body shape as well as having black messy hair 'That's unsurprising, because judging by the dull ache across the back of my body, especially my spine we must have fallen around 5ft from above. Now the question to ask is, WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO IS THIS PERSON? AND WHY AM I IN A FOREST? I swear I was last falling asleep in my English class.' He pondered.

"I should probably wake this guy up, because this situation is rather uncomfortable and slightly awkward." He then proceeded to reach up and lightly shake the body trying to awaken it.

"5…more…minute's…." The first figure's eye twitched and then proceeded to shake the second figure more vigorously hoping to awaken the second figure. The second figure shot up suddenly when he realised he was not in fact in his bed but in a forest on top of a black haired stranger.

"Who the fuck are you? And wh...wha... I don't even know any-more." The first figure sigh's pretending to be a mixture of depression and sadness.

"I should've known you wouldn't have respected me in the morning, your just a man after all." While holding back a barely contained smirk of humour. The second figure gains a flawless deadpan expression.

"Wait, that sense of humour..., is that you Anthony?" The second figure asked the first figure.

The first figure revealed to be Anthony, gained a childlike pouting expression and looked to the side with a downcast look on his face.

"Aww, did you have to figure it out already, could you not have let me have my fun?" Anthony replied with a barely functional childlike voice. "Why do you have to be such a kill joy Lucius? And why in the name of anime, do you look like you belong in an anime?" Anthony replied in an apathetic tone with a slight friendly edge to his voice.

"Is that even an insult...? Well at least I don't have red eyes!"

"That coming from the guy with purple eyes and black hair, who are you Lelouch? well you were never good at running anyway."

"Well at least I don't jump to yaoi when he awakens with an unconscious teen on top of him!"

"Calm your tits priestess of thunder, what are you going to do become the ultimate sadist?"

"Well touché red-eyed ouroboros, apathetic bastard who had your home taken by baka-red!"

"At least I'm a badass dragon god, what's the matter Donatello someone break your staff?"

Somewhere Far Far away in a dark room a Gothic Lolita girl smiled to herself for an unknown reason to all, but herself.

[Hey guys, I need to tell you something.]

"Well at least I'm not obsessed with money Kyoya, what's the matter misplaced you pineapple laptop?"

[Hello can you stop arguing and let me speak?]

"What are you going to do O great demon general, sit on your laptop working for a MC Ronald employee?"

[STOP YOUR FUCKING ARGUING WITH ANIME REFERENCES AND LISTEN TO ME!]

""SHUT UP VOICE FROM OUT OF NO WHERE YOU KNOW YOUR NOT ENTITLED TO YOUR OWN OPINIONS!"" The go back to arguing.

[{Sigh} Why do I have to deal with the crazy anime fanatics?]

[ZZZZzzzz Because you lost the rock, paper, scissors match ZZZZzzzz]

[Even in your sleep you mock my loss. {Sob}]

"Oh the astral voice is crying. Is that normal? "Anthony pointed out with a questioning expression.

"Did I hear right, is he crying because he lost rock, paper, scissors?" Lucius questioned.

[{sobbing becomes louder}]

"There, there voice. I'm sure the sleeping voice was just joking. We'll listen to what-ever you have to say." Anthony said trying his best to reassure the voice whose location was still as of yet undetermined.

[Oh you finally realised I'm trying to tell you important facts on your current situation didn't you?]

"No' we just run out of anime related insults, and thought we'd pity you." Lucius answered truthfully while smirking.

"Did you have to crush his hopes so quickly and so ruthlessly?" Anthony asked.

"Why yes I did, it would've been cruel otherwise." Lucius pointed out.

"It was still cruel you could at least let him believe we cared"

[{Sob} Anyway you both have been unwittingly pulled through an inter-universal portal and been pulled in to a different universe with different rules. As a result we were created and given to you as sacred gears to help you exist in this realm and by we, I mean the two lazy sleepy bastards in Lucius and myself inside of you Anthony.]

"Wait, Sacred gears as in high school DxD universe powers created by god for humans sacred gears?" Lucius asked filled to the brim with barely contained excitement.

[Umm yes but aren't you worried at all about being in a different universe?]

""NO! Our universe was the most boring piece of shit in all of the multi-verse!""

"Ha! I get the cool hard-working, useful Dragon while you get the two lazy bastards. Looks like they are similar to their hosts." Anthony said with no shortness of pride in his voice.

"Well at least I've got two to your one." Lucius pointed out.

[Moving on before you start arguing again! Lucius I'll start with your sacred gears since It's easier to explain. You currently possess copies of both Divine dividing and Boosted Gear with 'baby' versions of both Ddraig and Albion, although your Boosted gear has two gauntlets instead of the usual one. You also possess a copy of Annihilation maker and both Sword Birth and Blade Blacksmith.]

"Wahoo! I am awesome!"

[Now Anthony you also have a copy of Boosted gear but it is slightly altered as it has my soul or a copy of Albion's soul inside of it. Thus it is the same red gauntlet but with blue jewels and has white finger claws and spikes. You also possess a copy of Zenith Tempest and Dimension Lost. In addition to this you also have a blade blacksmith and a sacred gear called Bestiae Naturae which allows you to take on any animal's form or traits, mythical or otherwise if you have significant knowledge of it.]

"Well that's useful. Does a Dragon constitute as an animal?"

[Yes it does. I'm lucky you two had previous knowledge of this universe.]

"Ha I can turn in to a dragon mother fucker beat that!"

"So Anthony what do you want your Japanese name to be? I'm choosing Kazuki Yamashita!"

"I Shall be the great Akira Chiba! I shall be known as the destroyer of worlds and feared by all! "

"Wow that was a good intro? But did you have to say your name so loud?"

"Yes, yes I did."

"So...? Where are we going to live? and how are we going to get food? I'm hungry" Kazuki asked.

"Oh shit your Right for a change! and I'm hungry too! "

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