Where Did My Penis Go?

Haha! Weird title. My friend made it up. XD This idea came to me after reading & watching so many gender-bender manga & movies! Anyway, this is my first PoT fic that I'm posting/making. So please don't be too hard on me if it sucks a little. :(

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Disclaimer: I do not own Prince of Tennis, or any of the characters. I wish I did though.

Notes:

"Mada mada dane" – Talking

'Yudan sezu ni ikou' – Thinking

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(A/N:) – Author's Notes

START-O!!

CHAPTER 1

It was a typical morning practice for the Seigaku boys tennis club regulars. Well, until THAT happened.

"Hmmn.." Eiji stretched & looked at the sky. "It's such a GREAT morning, nya!"

"It certainly is." Fuji replied, getting his tennis racquet.

Tezuka went up front. "Minna, Nationals is in a month. We need to get ready as soon as possible." The stoic captain paused & looked at the regulars. "Yudan sezu ni ikou!"

"Hai!"

Such a nice start to a morning. Nothing can go wrong, right? WRONG.

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The practice went by smoothly enough. Tennis balls being hit back & forth, push-ups & sit-ups here & there, the usual stuff.

Everyone was now running laps. It was a race on who was the fastest. (A/N: Like in that episode with the Penal Tea.)

Oishi looked worriedly at his doubles partner. "Eiji, aren't you tired?"

Eiji smiled brightly. "No way, nya! I could go for 20 more laps!"

"Seems like Eiji got over his stamina issues," A certain tensai said. He looked at his other side. "Ne, Tezuka?"

"…" was his reply.

"I thought so too."

Suddenly, Ryoma dashed ahead of them all.

"Heeh.. Ochibi got really fast…" Eiji commented.

"Mada mada dane, Kikumaru-senpai." The young prodigy looked back & smirked.

Eiji got irritated. "Ochibi.." He gritted his teeth. He then dashed ahead of the others, easily overtaking Ryoma. "Take that Ochibi, nya!" He stuck his tongue out at his kouhai.

"Hmmn.. Kikumaru-senpai's fast." Ryoma said to himself. The young prodigy tried to look for something that will fit to his advantage. "Ah, there." He picked up a tennis racquet from the ground. Then he went near Kawamura. "Kawamura-senpai, here."

"Ah," Kawamura took hold of the racquet; his grip tightened. "Grr.. BURNING!" In no time, he overtook the young acrobat.

"GREAT-O! Better luck next time BABY!"

"Fsshuu. How troublesome." Kaidoh said.

"What Mamushi?" Momoshiro asked Kaidoh. "You scared that you'll be in last place?"

Kaidoh looked at Momoshiro angrily. "What did you say, teme?!"

"I could beat you anyday Mamushi!"

"Fsshuu!"

"Momo, Kaidoh, you don't need to fight over this.." Oishi interrupted. He looked around. "Where's Inui?"

"He's preparing the drinks." Fuji replied.

"Ohh…"

"..." (A/N: lol, I didn't know what else to put here.)

"Wait, What!?"

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Everyone finally finished their laps. (A/N: All of them tied. :D)

"I'm thirsty, nya!" Eiji said. "I wonder if our water's still cold.."

But when they went toward the refreshment table, Inui was there waiting, grinning like a maniac.

"You all must be thirsty," The data man said, his eyeglasses glinting. "Here." He brought them their bottles.

Tezuka took a closer look at his water bottle after Inui handed it to him. "I never thought my water was so… Yellow."

Momoshiro looked wide-eyed at his own water bottle. "It looks like radioactive mustard…" he said. He turned to the data man. He was afraid to ask. "A-a… Inui-senpai, what did you put in here?

"Ah, I'm glad you asked." Inui said. He adjusted his glasses, looking rather proud of himself. "The water wasn't cold anymore so I replaced it with a new juice. 'Super Hyper Stamina Remix Inui Juice', it's a breakthrough recipe!"

Fuji smiled as he took his water bottle from Inui. "Saa… Inui, I bet it tasted better than your other drinks." He opened the bottle & took a sip. After drinking it, he had a strange look on his face. "That's strange…" he began to say, "it tastes different from your other drinks."

Eiji courageously stuck in a finger in his own water bottle to get a drop of the concoction. He put his finger in his mouth. Everyone expected the cat-like player to faint or at least turn green after tasting it.

They didn't see it.

"Hey! This actually tastes great, nya!" Eiji exclaimed. He drank more of the juice. "It almost tastes like that Gatorade™ drink!"

Everyone looked at the acrobatic player, then looked at their own water bottles. 'Well, I guess it's safe…' Some of them thought. 'He didn't die after drinking it…' All of them opened their bottles then started drinking the juice.

"Wow Inui," Kawamura commented, "what'd you put in here?" The others, excluding Tezuka & Fuji, gave similar comments.

Inui beamed with pride. "Ahh… I knew this would happen." He explained while drinking the juice himself. "The chance of it becoming a success with you guys was 91 percent."

Ryoma was the first one to finish the drink. "I'm done." He turned to Tezuka. "Buchou, can I practice already?" "Sure Echizen." The buchou replied. Ryoma stood up, took his racquet, & headed for the tennis court.

"Heh, Echizen sure wants to play the Nationals, huh?" Momoshiro said as they watched the rookie head for the tennis court.

"I agree, nya." Eiji replied. "But that's good, right?"

"Yeah it is, " Oishi said, "but I'm worried that he might overexert himself if he takes it too seriously… Something bad might happen…"

Eiji patted Oishi's shoulder. "Don't worry about that, Oishi! You know our Ochibi, nya!"

"Eiji's right," Fuji said, "Echizen's strong, we all are, so we don't have a reason to worry."

Eiji put up his chin. "See Oishi? Even Fujiko agrees with me, nya! It's not like something bad's gonna happen to him before the Nationals, right?

"Hehe, I guess you're right." Oishi said, thinking it was stupid of him to worry about something bad happening to Ryoma or the rest of the team.

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"Okay everyone. Take a break." Tezuka announce after a couple of hours.

"Hai!"

"Oh yeah, that reminds me…" Ryoma suddenly remembered something. "I left something in the clubhouse." He put his racquet to his side & started walking to the tennis clubhouse.

Momoshiro spotted Echizen going to the direction of the clubhouse. "Hey Echizen! Where are you going?"

"Going to get something, Momo-senpai!" Ryoma shouted. He went inside the clubhouse.

Suddenly, his stomach ached.

"Agh…" he said, clutching his stomach. "Must be a side effect to that Inui juice…" he said to himself while trying to get to his bag, ignoring the pain.

His stomach ached even more.

"Ugh…" he dropped his racquet. 'Inui-senpai… Really should… Test out the… Drinks himself first…' Again, he tried to shrug off the pain while he opened his bag. He kept ignoring it until…

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A loud explosion & a REALLY loud scream was heard from the clubhouse.

"What was that, nya!?"

"Echizen's in the clubhouse!"

"Was he the one who screamed?"

"He sounded like a girl, fsshuu…"

The 8 regulars rushed straight to the clubhouse. Eiji was the first one to reach it. He slammed the door open. "Ochibi!" He shouted out. "Are you okay, nya?"

The smoke from the explosion didn't clear up yet, so they couldn't see where Ryoma was. As the smoke was clearing up, Momoshiro saw something standing in front of the mirror. He squinted, & saw a silhouette of a person as short as Ryoma, maybe even shorter.

The dunk smasher jogged toward the person. "Hey Echizen! What happened here?"

"Tell me this isn't happening…" the person muttered.

"Eh?"

The smoke was almost gone now.

Instead of seeing Ryoma, they saw a person with long, sleek dark green hair. The person turned around & hesitantly looked up at them.

'A girl?!' they all thought.

END.

TO BE CONTINUED

Okay, first chapter finished! Is it alright? Tell me if there are any grammatical errors or anything like that in this fic, I'll fix it right away. I've started Chapter 2 na, hopefully I could post it up in August, as soon as possible. Hope for the best! Please review!

xoxo,

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