Disclaimer: I do not own nor do I take credit for creating Harry Potter and all the characters who belong to the brilliant mind of J.K Rowling.

A/N: This is my first real story so please be gentle…..on with the story, Enjoy.

It had been announced early that morning much to the joy of the whole school. Students could be seen lingering in corridors and in empty classrooms. The very few who were hell bent on schoolwork could even be found at the library. The very few. Classes had been cancelled due to the early and rather unexpected retirement of the muggle studies professor. As it turned out he had a rather nasty encounter with a hormonal jinx. St Mungoes staff say that he's doing great.

So it happened to be that Severus Snape sat at the head table as per usual, his scowl was fixed in place and his black robes immaculate. Professor Dumbledore sat in his usual seat, a merry twinkle in his eye. No one knew who was to replace the recently departed professor. There were rumours. There were always rumours. Whispers of evil teachers, ministry officials and Merlin only knows what else circled around. But the true identity of the professor was kept strategically hidden.

Professor Dumbledore rose. Everyone hushed. Professor Dumbledore extended his hand in warm welcome to the students. Everyone groaned. Then he proceeded with his long awaited speech.

"My dear students" he said merrily, "it seems that you have disposed of yet another professor."

At this he looked pointedly at the Slytherins.

"But not to worry", he said, the twinkle in his eye gaining an evil glint. "I have made sure to find someone who will not be easily deterred."

He looked pointedly at Snape.

This professor has had much success teaching in muggle schools throughout England and comes highly recommended from the boys at Durmstrang Academy.

Everyone looked bored. Professor Dumbledore paused.

"And without further ado, staff and students may I present to you your new professor for muggle studies Miss Susanne Peach. Everyone sniggered.

The doors opened. The students promptly stopped their sniggering. Professor Peach took in her surrounding. She took one lazy step and then another as she proceeded to the head table.

She was beauty and she was grace.

She was regal and she was smart.

She. Was. HOT.

She was their new professor for muggle studies.

Professor Dumbledore smile. Snape scowled.

A/N: ok guys did ya love it or did ya hate it, please leave a review. There are gonna be more chapters up cos Snape is in for one hell of a ride. Thanx for reading 