Random and slightly pointless introduction: I'm so gonna regret this. I'm writing enough stories at the same time as it is!!! Why don't I ever finish something before starting something else??? Because I'm stupid, that's why. I should just focus on one thing at a ti- OH LOOK A PENNY! Hey, what if I write a story about- AH!! SHUT UP, BRAIN, SHUT UP!!!

Sorry about my insanity. Review please :)

Warning: Some swearing.

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We were in Stan's room, deciding on a band name. Cartman says he knows a guy that might be able to get as a record deal or something like that. We were going to just bring "Moop" back, but the name made us all laugh too much. Besides, now Butters was going to be in the band, and that kind of ruined the idea.

"How about Bleeding Hourglass?" Kyle suggested.

"Sounds a bit emo, Ky. What about Inevitable Hourglass?" Stan said.

"That still sounds kind of emo," I pointed out, raising an eyebrow.

"Kenny has a point," Cartman mumbled, playing with a bouncy ball.

"Defeated Valentine?" Kyle tried again.

"Really fucking emo," Stan sighed. "I'm starting to get worried about you, Kyle. Are you cutting yourself?"

Cartman and I chuckled at that. "Hey, if you want emo, Inevitable Dead End is pretty bad," I grinned.

"Midnight Window?" Cartman proposed, throwing the ball against the wall repeatedly.

"Midnight Valentine sounds better," I remarked. "What about that?"

Stan shrugged. "I don't know, dude, I just kind of figured that we would say a name that we all liked and then we would know it was perfect."

Kyle laughed. "Me too."

"H-how about Chaotic Illusion?" Butters spoke up for the first time.

"That's pretty good," Stan admitted.

"What about Revenge of the Forgotten?" Kyle said.

"Hollow Promises?" I suggested with a sigh.

"Skin Deep?"

"Kyle, that has to be the most emo one you've suggested yet," Stan said, smirking.

"Beginner's Luck?"

"Not bad, Ken. I'd say that and Chaotic Illusion have been the best so far," Stan commented.

Butters blushed. "I vote we name the band Beginner's Luck..."

Cartman nodded. "I second that, Butters."

Kyle shrugged. "It beats all my emo names."

"So it's settled," Stan declared, crumpling up the paper he was using to write down the possible band names. "We're going to call the band Beginner's Luck."