AN: Okay, you guys asked for another one. So here it is. More chapters to come later!! Iantos birthday, co-written by myself and 'SouhiMai'.

Enjoy, review, come back for more!

000

Ianto sighed. 19th March 2009. Another birthday, another year gone. He stepped into the Hub as the huge cog door rolled back. He was caught off guard as Jack appeared from nowhere, brandishing a card and grinning inanely.

"Happy Birthday!"

Ianto rolled his eyes slightly but took the card, smiling gratefully.
"Uh, thanks.."
Jack rocked on the balls of his feet, hands in his pockets, watching Ianto.
"..Open it!"
Ianto frowned slightly before glancing down at the card in his hand and nodding.
"Oh, right, yeah.."
He slipped a finger under the seal, easing the envelope open. He pulled out the brightly coloured card and observed the back of it.

..Moonpig..?

Ianto swallowed, turning to face the front of the card. Jack was grinning. It was a pretty normal card, Ianto smiled. "Thanks Jack.." He opened it.

And was met with a chorus of:

'YOU FILL MY CUP OF COFFEE OR TEA, FOR ME!

YOU CLEAN THE HUB,

YOU TAKE ME TO THE PUB,

YOU FILL ME UP WITH LOTS OF REALLY GREAT GRUB, GREAT GRUB!

YOU WEAR A SUIT!

WHICH LOOKS QUITE CUTE!

T'WOULD BE BETTER IF IT WAS A SWIMSUIT, SWIMSUIT!'

Ianto paled.

Jack burst out laughing and put a hand on Iantos shoulder.
"It's... it's that song... the one you were singing in the shower!"
Ianto sighed and raised an eyebrow.
"Fill my little world?"
Jack nodded enthusiastically.
"Good, huh?"
Ianto carefully considered his words.
"Very... original.."
Jack pouted.

"You mean bad, don't you!"

"No, No! It's uh... Inventive!"

Jack pouted. Again.

"..I.. I tried really hard..!"

Ianto rolled his eyes.

"It's great."
Jack glanced up at Ianto with very over the top puppy-eyes on.
"..Really?"
The Welshman laughed and nodded.
"Yeah... a great start to what I see as one of the worst days..!"

Jack raised an eyebrow.

"..You don't like birthdays? Are you normal..?"

He rolled his eyes again.

"Somewhat."

Jack laughed and wrapped an arm around Iantos shoulders.
"Aah, my socially abnormal Welshman... This is going to be the best birthday yet!"

Ianto was silent for a moment.

"Oh God, what have you planned..?!"
Ianto was, (to put it bluntly) worried. Jack merely grinned enigmatically and winked at Ianto
"Ah ha! Now see, that'd be telling!"
He laughed and walked off across the Hub, whistling to himself. He paused and turned back.
"Oh, and Yan..?"

The Welshman raised an eyebrow.
"..Yeah?"
"Coffee magic?"

Ianto rolled his eyes, but couldn't fight off the proud grin.

"Of course, Sir."

000

So, hope you liked it! Of course Ianto had to have the same birthday as me... and of course, it had to be written on my birthday too! Tee hee hee..

Anyways, review, come back, check out my other fics, and check out SouhiMai for Torchwood & Naurto goodness!