Author's Note: I know that the characters are out of character, but their doing a bank heist so it's kinda hard to keep them in character. Also I originally dreamed up this little fantasy starring your truly, so just in case your wondering I would take Miyuki's place.


"You guys ready?" Konata asked, giving her MP5 the trademark H&K Slap. Her gun was abnormally heave due to the box clip on the bottom. All the girls were decked out in full tactical gear including bullet-proof Kevlar vests.

"I've been waiting all my life for this," Miyuki stated, cocking the bolt on her FAMAS assault rifle. Her gun was also adorned with a box clip and medium range reflex sight.

"Well, lets get started already!" Kagami exclaimed, making sure her FN Minimi SPW was prepared.

"Kagami, your gun fits you so well," Konata teased, gesturing to the machine gun she was holding.

"S-shut up," was all Kagami could think to say, her mind focused on the daunting tasks ahead.

Tsukasa was already on top of a neighboring 6 story building where she could see everything that would take place, along with Minami. They were both armed with Barrett M99 .50 cal bolt-action rifles.

"Yutaka, Are you ready?" Konata asked her cousin as calmly as if she asked her how her day was.

"Yeah, just a sec," she cocked her FN Scar with box magazine and short range reflex sight.

"All good. Alright you know the plan Konata," Yutaka opened the back door of the van they were in and Konata jumped out.

She took a deep calming breath before walking into the bank and unloading a few rounds into the air.

"Everyone on the ground!" she shouted, the banks guard responded immediately by shooting at Konata, who's smallness gave her an advantage. She quickly hopped behind one of the desks waiting for the right moment.

Miyuki had the steering wheel of the van in a death grip. The heavy speed metal she was blasting through the stereo set the mood perfectly.

"Brace!" she shouted before flooring the accelerator.

The van shot forward and crashed into the lobby of the bank, the girls jumped out and dropped the lone security guard before he had any time to contemplate what had happened.

"Anyone else wanna try being a hero?" Kagami shouted.

"Konata, Yutaka and Kagami, you go grab the cash, I'll stand guard," Miyuki flipped over two tables and set them side by side so she could easily cover the door.

The sound of police sirens filled the empty room that Tsukasa and Minami occupied.

"Here they come," Tsukasa pointed out the obvious. She looked down the telescopic scope mounted on her rifle. The racing police cars jumped into view, she aimed at the tire of the middle car and shot it, the car spun out of control hitting the police cars ahead of and behind it. A mass pileup resulted from the crash. Tsukasa cocked the bolt on her rifle and returned to her silent contemplation since Minami wasn't very talkative. Minami's mind was too occupied to talk to Tsukasa she was busy worrying about Yutaka.

The satisfying sounds of the mass pileup behind the bank made Miyuki smile before her face returned to its neutral state. Kagami pulled c4 charges out of a few of the pockets in her tactical jacket and mounted them onto the vault door. The other two repeated her actions and followed her behind a corner, where Kagami held the detonator. She pushed the button and a colossal explosion blew a clean hole straight the the solid door. They waltzed in as if they owned the place and started putting money into bags, making sure no dye packs found their way inside. They made their way through the maze of hallways until they found themselves back in the main lobby they threw the money into the van.

"Miyuki we got most of it let's go!" Kagami started the van.

"Hold on, time for the finale," she said with a chuckle. She put her stock of c4 around key structural points in the lobby.

"All right Everyone out! Move your asses! Go! Go! Go!" Miyuki shouted, all of the hostages complied, not wanting to be in the building when the c4 collapsed it. She hopped in the back of the van and when they were screeching out of the parking lot she hit the detonator and a huge chunk of the building imploded on itself. The made it to the highway before they heard the dreaded police sirens close behind them.

Next Chapter : Escape! Konata and the gang managed to pull the heist but can they get away from the cops?

Author: Well there's the first chapter I'll write the second tomorrow night, if I don't fall asleep before hand. Don't forget to review!