Disclaimer – I own Artemis Fowl only in my imagination.
I'm fairly new to this, so please review. Flames make me cry, but do what you have to.
At the beginning of our epic (or not so epic) story, we find the great ex–criminal mastermind on the floor with his twin siblings, covered from his impeccably neat hair to his Armani Loafers in finger paint .Mr. and Mrs. Fowl watched unseen by the trio, gentle smiles on their faces.
Not only due to the amusing scene that met them when they returned home from shopping, but also due to the sight of their antisocial firstborn wearing an evil grin as he smacked Myles on the head with yet another paintball.
Meanwhile, Holly was currently diving into yet another pity fest with surprising enthusiasm. The holidays were her least favorite time of the year. As much as she tried to hide it, her friends noticed it too. Which was why they made her "volunteer" to decorate the headquarters for this year's LEP Christmas party.
So here she was, hanging up red and green streamers while listening to the ramblings of a hysterically happy Foaly,and a serene as ever Trouble singing 99 Bottles of Beer On the Wall( i'm oxymoronic. sue me) in a succeeding attempt to annoy Holly.
Holly made a mental note to find new friends.
Trouble started singing The Song that Never Ends as Foaly joined him with centuarian dance steps.
Holly made another mental note to find new friends fast.