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Our epic story begins as we enter the life of Kenny.a 14 year old boy in South Park born and raised.
Let's begin
BOOM!!Was the noise you would have heard if you were there.
Kenny was awaken and he check the window…I got to get the guys over here…I mean talk about a real adventure….going into the forest where so many people disappeared. Better get my wooden scythe!
See many thing have changed since you last saw Kenny: he ditched the parka and got a coat, he made his hair spiky, he and everyone else is 14,and he is a HUUUGE perv I am talking magazines under the mattress pervert! Now anyway back to the story.
WOW private chat was tapped by the government 4:07 is as follows:
Lovestospewge: hey Kenny? What was so important that you had to call us?
Antihippie1220: this better be good god damnit…I need by beauty sleep.
Jewishprince: you need at least 1000000 hours to fix that face.hahahaha!
Girlsrmypassion: guys seriously! I think we should sneak out of our houses and meet up.cartman get your wooden axe.kyle get your staff.stan get your guitar.
Hellokittymonsterfan: hey fellas!
Girlsrmypassion: butters what the f are you doing here?
Hellokittymonsterfan: I am here to warn you guys that bad things are in the forest..But and I am serious to god on this you need to come and see me if you live.
Lovestospewge:fine we will go see you. No leave our team!
Hellokittymonsterfan: ok but remember this also it is real messed up where you going…you may find that it's really weird.
Hellokittymonsterfan has logged out.
Lovestospewge: fine will bring my training gloves just in case.
As each one of them snuck out they were unfollowed except for Stan whose sister followed him into the woods.
To be continued…