I thought about this for awhile. So I thought I'd be great if I shared it with you guys : )

Ha I had quite some laughs when I thought about this. I Don't own Junjou Romantica or any of it's characters! I Hope you guys enjoy!

Switched But Still Intertwined

Hi. I'm Misaki Takahashi who is apparently running late to school because stupid Usagi- san kept me up all night doing "Stuff" to me! And now I'm running down the streets of Japan to school, when I remembered the most important thing that's supposed to be in my back pack isn't there. My homework.

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Usagi woke up a couples minutes after Misaki left in a rage and hopelessness of getting to school on time. Usagi sighed and grabbed the car key's. He was to lazy before to wake up before but now he was concerned. He saw a paper left on the kitchen table and picked it up. ' He left his homework. Great.' Usagi thought as he ran out of the condo, to the elevators.

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Misaki was running inside the building, constantly pushing the button. "Stupid machine!' Misaki thought, he was completely stressed. He stepped a few paces back. 'There's probably a lot of people on board, that's why it's taking long. I'll have to run and squish in.' He was ready to run in as Usagi was ready to run out. 'He'll be upset that he doesn't have his homework. I have to at least get it to him.' Usagi thought.

The doors of the elevator opened and Misaki ran at full speed with his eyes closed as the same time Usagi did.

They clashed into each other, falling to the ground in pain. Misaki rubbed his head as Usagi did.

"Watch where your goi-" Misaki gasped and was in full shock. He was seeing himself outside his body.

Usagi was in shock as well. Looking at himself and then looking at his body. "This isn't my body!" he said aloud. He felt younger and…his lungs felt fresher with air.

"This isn't mine either!" Misaki screamed. He felt taller and weird…his lungs felt intoxicated with cigarette smoke.

"Okay okay, calm down. Let's go home and we'll think this out." Usagi said as he pushed Misaki inside the elevator.

"Think this ou- "Misaki was cut off when the elevator doors shut.

On the way to the condo Misaki was a full panic "What about school? What about my life? I don't want to stay in your body! And Oni-Chan! What will he think of this?" They entered the condo and sat on the pink couch.

"What are we going to do? What's going to happen?" Misaki said worriedly.

"I don't know. Maybe live our life out like this…which is very bad in my situation because whenever I want to make love it'll be like making love to myself…." Usagi trailed off.

"That's what your worried about?" Misaki yelled at Usagi and threw a pillow at him, well most likely himself. "We can't go to the police. They'll think we're crazy and if they do believe us It'll be like those movies where we are on lock down and they experiment us!"

Usagi said "For now we stay like this until we think of something to get us back to normal. So stop panicking." He said as he leaned on Suzuki.

Misaki sighed and sat on the couch "We have to act like each other..… this is the worst day of my life!"

"Yeah I guess we do act like each other…. Usagi-san please comfort meee~" Usagi said in a teasing tone.

Misaki got infuriated "You make me look like a girl! Stop that!"

"Usagi grabbed down Misaki and said "It's going to be really awkward making love to you." He said as he kissed Misaki (himself actually.)

"Hey! It feels weird!" Misaki said as he stepped back. "What about school? You have to go! I can't miss a day of school!"

"You just did today….Just don't go anymore. It'll be weird for a 30 years old to go back to school. And it'll cause to much attention." Usagi said as he reached his hand towards a pack of cigarettes. Misaki took them from his hand "You are NOT going to make me suck in these cancer sticks!" He went to a window and threw them out landing on someone below.

" Maybe I'll go in front of a mirror and do naughty things to myself tonight~" Usagi said with a grin.

Misaki screamed in fury.

'Oni-Chan, this is going to be strange for while wish me luck to survive this problem!'

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Kamijou heard the door open "Welcome home…" he said as he read the newspaper.

"How are you Hiro-San?" Nowaki said as he hugged Kamijou from behind. Kamijou blushed and said "Dinners ready….."

During dinner

"Hiro-san…do you think cigarettes will rain from the sky one day?" He said it muffled from all the food he had in his mouth.

"What?" Kamijou asked confused.

"Never mind." Nowaki said as he swallowed.

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