Dumbledore’s Alternative Ending

by Hippie Jade

Dumbledore reveals his love for the ‘Snowman’, refuses to die, Harry decides to leg it and Snape and McGonagall search in vain for the plot. Oneshot

Dumbledore's Alternative Ending

Snape raised his wand; the flash of green emitted from it hit Dumbledore square in the chest, sending his flying out of sight. Harry turned to Snape, ready to kill, when suddenly –

"I'm walking in the air,

I'm walking in the moonlight sky,

I'm floating very far,

I'm falling very fast,

Is that the land I see?

Fastly approaching me, O-no,

…O-no! O-NO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

SPLAT!

Snape raised his eyebrows, "Well that was random", Harry turned white and shuddered before admitting, "I actually agree with you there"

"AHEM! I've broken my neck,

It hurts very much ow ow,

Ow ow ow ow ow,

Ow ow ow ow ow , ow ow,

…I've forgotten my lines, O-oh"

Snape and Harry race to the foot of the astronomy tower, from which the croaky singing was coming from, to find Dumbledore lying there looking like a cartoon character that has been run over several times.They just arrived in time to hear Dumbledore cry out, "Why must the young die first?"

Harry cocked his head to one side, "Your way over 100 though"

"Wateva!"

"Will you hurry up and die old man? We have a plot to get on with!" Snape snapped angrily, Dumbledore looked confused, "There's a plot?"

Harry shrugged, "Not in this, but in the books I've got to get manically depressed and suicidal, go kill Voldemort, probably die in the process and in the mean time be subjected to fics like this" he sighed, "OH LOOK! A HOBO!"

Harry ran off after the random hobo pelting him with random hamsters whilst whistling a random tune.

"Random" Snape muttered before slouching off to look for the plot.

10 HOURS LATER

Dumbledore lay whistling the death march placidly to himself, occasionally interrupted by his murmurs of, "Any minuet now" and "I want a sherbet lemon"

A window above him opened and professor McGonagall stuck her head out of it,"Hurry up and die! I'm trying to coax the plot from beneath the bed and you're scaring it!"

"Fine then! I know when I'm not wanted!" Dumbledore screamed dramatically before singing, "Goodbye, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, to yieu" he pointed to the random hobo, "and yieu" he waved to Harry who was playing chess with S.P.G (hamster off the young ones, type it in on google) "and yieu, and yieu, and yieu" he waved to Bob, the Whopping Willow and the plot who was running as fast as it could.

He pulled a weird face and died. The plot escaped, Bob was Bob, Harry lost his chess game and the hobo liked cheese.

THE END

Extremely random.

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