That's right! I'm back! I missed you! If you haven't read "The Unconventional Wooing of Pierce", then go do that now! I don't know why you wouldn't have, though…there are only about ten people in this fandom anyway…~Ali


The country of Hearts was both relatively small and incredibly gossipy, so news could travel completely across the land in less than a day. Relationships were one of the favorite topics for discussion, especially with the maids in Heart Castle, and no one was surprised when word of the new couple traveled to every open ear. Pierce and Boris were a little bit embarrassed to know that they were common knowledge, but they were too busy trying to function to really notice or care.

That had been about a month ago, and Boris and Pierce found that they were STILL trying to work through their numerous problems. Boris had tried his best to think things through before going after Pierce, but there were some troubles that he never would have dreamed of. Simple things like meals and bedtime managed to cause the worst problems. That wasn't to say that they weren't a fairly average couple. Now, of course, every couple has their problems.

Though, a problem like bickering over who loads the dishwasher is hardly comparable to the fear of being eaten by your significant other.

Differences aside, they were still a mostly functional couple.

Mostly.


Ali's Notes:

My goodness, guys! It's great to be back! No, before you go and yell at me about how it's only two hundred words, let me say this…my intros are always short. I'll probably be posting this at the same time as the first 'actual' chapter, so don't freak out. Basically, this is exactly what the title says. It shows the good and the bad that come from a relationship between a cat and a mouse. I'll write a real note at the end of the first chapter, but until then I love you all!

~Ali.