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Author's note:
Don't tell me that I'm the only one who has spotted such hypocrisies. *Maybe it's because I'm a hypocrite myself, but it's alright because I admit it.*
EDIT:
I read through it on a random whim and found some grammatical mistakes. I fixed the ones I found.
Shy and flamboyant.
The two traits were nearly opposite. How was it that Poland had both of those traits? It was a hypocrisy!
Poland was shy when it came to people; but when it came to Lithuania, he had no problem getting way too personal in public. The Pole would happily climb atop the Lithuanian and kiss—and nip—up and down his neck during world meetings—in front of others, mind you. But, when it came to talking to scary nations, like Sweden or Russia, he would yell his part before hiding behind Liet.
How was this possible?
Maybe, just maybe, it was all possible because of the fact that Poland seemed to be so oblivious. It seemed like he never noticed that people were around when he attempted to rape Lithuania in public.
In all honesty, Lithuania would never be able to figure out his Pole.
Author's note:
I love LietPol so much! (And DenNor...and GerIta...and Spamano...and a load of other pairings.) Reviews are love.