It was just another totally averagely uninteresting day in the town of Burgess, Pennsylvania- well...as uneventful as any day could be when resident Guardian of Snowballs and Fun Times came to visit and bring snow days to all. In other words, as the vast majority of the citizens of Terra (Earth for you non MCU* fans) would likely put it, it was yet another day in Bedlam, but I digress. Anyways...well...um...let's try this again, shall we?
It was just another totally averagely uninteresting day in the town of Burgess, Pennsylvania. Children were screaming with glee as they ran around outside, pelting snowballs at each other's faces as their parents mentally facepalmed (so, brainpalmed then?) at their young munchkins high-pitched squealing. And amidst the wintery chaos was none other than Jack Frost himself, who joined in the fun by throwing around balls (hehe) of snow at anyone who dared be bored in his presence, until everyone had joined in the fun… well, everyone except for a young Jamie Bennett.
Now Jamie Bennett and Jack Frost had a very special bond, and no, I'm not referring to Bennefrost you weirdos**. You see, as pretty much everyone reading this already knows, Jamie was Jack's first believer. What did that mean exactly? Well, it meant that Jack Frost would not just sit there and do nothing as his friend refused to have fun in his presence. Instead, Jack Frost magically summoned snowballs with his staff and threw them at Jamie, each one landing squarely at the center of his chest.
"Hey!" Jamie cried, "Careful! Really expensive phone here!" He hugged the device closer to himself, muttering under his breath. "Oh my baby, thank goodness you're okay. Don't worry, I'll protect you from the meanie Jack Frost."
Said "meanie" flashed a cheesy grin and asked, "Hey, what is that anyways?"
"It's an iPhone, duh."
Jack rolled his eyes at this. "Oh really? I thought it was a Samsung Galaxy." Jamie just stared at him because of the awful attempt of sarcasm. Jack just shifted awkwardly for a few seconds before speaking again. "What I meant to say was what is it that you're doing that can possibly be more fun than snowball fights?"
Jamie stared at him, dumbfounded, before finally speaking the words that caused the world to end: "Oh, this? This is a game called Flappy Birds."
Jack grinned at him. "Sweet! Can I try?"
10 minutes later…
"Yes! Finally!" Jack crowed.
"What is it?" Jamie asked.
"I finally got the score of 1!"
Jamie chuckled in amusement. "Really? My high score is 333."
Jack stared at him in disbelief before checking the score himself. "FUUUUUUUU-"
And that's all folks. now, for the footnotes:
*For all you people who have either not yet experienced the awesomeness or are evil DC fans, MCU is an abbreviation for Marvel Cinematic Universe, and, no, it does not include X-Men, Spiderman, or Fantastic Four, and it sure as heck doesn't include anything involving the Justice League
**No offense Bennefrost shippers
(Bunny: How is that not offensive?
Me: ...You ship Bennefrost?
Bunny: Where the bloody hell did you get that idea?
Me: But you just said…
Bunny: No I didn't, so rack off.)
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