A/N: I wrote this for my new conscience (coz my old one resigned), Daoshi- sama!!! Yeay! I love you!!! Any way this story is one way to annoy her… hehe… But really I love the SasuNaru pairing…. Which is weird coz I'm a bit homophobic….

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto…. 'Coz if I did, they'll be a lot of shounen ai\yaoi in it…. hehe…. Just joking but really, I don't own Naruto…

Warning: This contains shounen ai so for the homophobes KEEP OUT… I already warned you so don't hate me if you hate the story…

Just a Story

Uchiha compound…

Two 8 year olds were running happily, going to the kitchen for their breakfast. One had black hair and blue eyes while his sister had long blond hair but black eyes.

"Hold it, you two!" a woman, about 18 years of age, held out her hand to stop the two.

"Auntie Ashita, you're back!" Haru hugged the raven-haired woman. (By the way, Ashita means 'tomorrow' while Haru means 'spring')

"Where's your daddy?" she asked.

"In his room, sleeping… still!" Tsuyoi answered, scowling at how irresponsible his dad was. (Tsuyoi means 'strong', wondering who named him?)

"Really?" Ashita let out an evil giggle then dashed away to somewhere.

"Huh? Who was that?" a tall, white, male opened the sliding door to the kitchen. He had on a jounin uniform and a cute 'pink' apron over it, he was holding a ladle. "And you two, you're going to be late!" he said in a soft, motherly voice.

"Yes, mommy!" both kids said in unison.

"Mo… mmy? What the…" the male's eye twitched. "Who told you that?"

"Daddy did!" Haru cutely answered. Just then they heard a loud shout followed by a loud bang and after a few moments, a blonde came running towards them.

"Sasuke-kun, your sister's molesting me again!" he shouted, crying pools of tears.

"Naruto, you idiot!" Sasuke mumbled and before Naruto could go near him, a frying pan collided with the blondie's skull. "How dare you let our children call me 'mommy'!"

(Arashi: well, I didn't say they're going to be all lovey-dovey just because they're married… and I just love to see them fight…. --smirks--)

"What's wrong with that? I always call you mommy when we…" Naruto tried to explain.

"Urusai, dobe! Not in front of the children!" Sasuke reprimanded, instinctively covering the two kid's ears.

"Naru-chan!" Ashita leaped unto the air and landed on Naruto's side and started hugging him. "Why'd you go? We were almost having fun!" she whined.

Naruto tried to shook away Ashita but to no avail. He gave Sasuke a pleading look. "Imooto, stop trying to hit on 'my' husband!" Sasuke placed his hands on his hips. Giving his sister a glare but she just shrugged it off.

"Well, that maybe true but I could give him more than you could, ani." She winked at Sasuke.

Oh, yeah… there's going to be a WAR… Sasuke was about to ready his chakra for his chidori when Neji suddenly appeared.

(Arashi: Well, I can't let anyone die, at least not yet, not until the fun parts begin)

"Before you try killing each other, Tsunade-sama has something to tell you, you should come too, Ashita-san." Neji informed them. "And I suggest, Sasuke-kun, that you leave without the apron." He snickered then disappeared.

Sasuke was beet red now then yanked the pink cloth, throwing it on the floor. "Let's go and no one say one word!" he threatened before disappearing followed by two snickering Nins.

Haru and Tsuyoi sighed. They hated it when their parents just leave them like that but they're kind of used to it…

- - -

Haru's stomach growled. "Nii-san, I'm hungry!" she whined, rubbing her empty stomach. Since Sasuke left, no one was there to cook for them so they had to go to school without any breakfast.

(Arashi: --laughing hysterically-- imagine Sasuke acting all motherly and stuff… Damn! That's a riot!)

Tsuyoi patted his younger sister on the head. "Be strong, sis." He said.

Haru pouted. "You always say that but that can't fill my stomach!" she crossed her arms.

Tsuyoi twitched. 'If you weren't my sister, I swear, I would have thrown you off a cliff!' he thought.

(Arashi: So can you guess where they got their attitudes? sigh I'm happy I don't have a brother who wants to throw me off a cliff --shivers-- I'm scared of heights!)

When they arrived at the academy….

"Whoa, what happened to the two of you?" Shikamaru asked, with no emotion what so ever.

"Feed us!" Haru pleaded, clutching to their teacher-in-charge.

"Shika darling, what is this I see?" a very pissed Ino (who is very pregnant by the way) asked. "Don't tell me you're picking up younger girls behind my back?"

'Damn' "Darling, mind your temper, it's bad for our baby." Shika reprimanded, placing an arm over Ino's shoulders while the other was placed on her bulging stomach.

"And mind your appetite too. You're getting fat, woman!" Tsuyoi said without thinking.

Ino glared at the boy. "Stupid, Uchiha brat! You're beginning to be like you father each and everyday!" she shouted then left, mumbling curses.

Shika gave Tsuyoi a bored glare. "You pissed my wife. You fail my class!" and at that, he turned his back and started going to the direction of his class.

"Awwww, Tsu-chan, look what you did, you made Shika-sensei Mad." Haru pouted.

"That lazy ass? Hell, he'll be too lazy to actually write on that class record of his!" Tsuyoi shrugged then walked off.

(Arashi: Oh, lookie, he developed Sasu-chan's love for bad words or was it Naru's hmnnn….)

Hokage's office….

"What's up, you old hag!" Naruto jokingly greeted, which was accepted very well by Tsunade. (You know, she just beat him up into a bloody pulp, that's all, nothing bigie!)

Sasuke and Ashita ignored Naruto, who was in a corner in a hell lot of pain! "What is it, Hokage-sama?" Sasuke asked. "What's this all about?"

Tsunade looked serious, she crossed her arms and stared at them. "It's about Haru and Tsuyoi. Their parents… are out to get them back!"

"What!!!???" Everyone exclaimed (including Naruto, who just recovered) shock was very evident.

-Flashback- (Oh, oh, I love this part!)

5 years ago…

Naruto was determined to get Sasuke back from Orochimaru and the only way to do that is to get stronger. He's in the mountains with Kakashi and Yamato to train.

(...Arashi: and I swear, Kaka and Yama-chan were looking at Naruto in a way that's not supposed to be. I mean, just read the manga, you could see it clearly or is it just me?

Cheska: --slaps me with a paper fan-- you pervert!

Arashi: What're you doing here? I though I already killed…err, lost you!

Cheska: Well, almost, you think tying me to a railroad track for the train to squash me is gonna kill me? Ha, I'm strong, girl, and I'm here to stay!

Arashi: Here's the story, sorry for this but I'm gonna try to let my dog chase my new conscience away!...)

It was almost midnight but Naruto still couldn't sleep. The training they had wasn't enough for him. He slowly got out of the tent, making sure not to wake Kakashi and Yamato up.

He went over to a place where the two sleeping nins couldn't hear him. He started to train when he heard something, he searched for the source of the noise.

"Hey, Mr. Blondie, you lookin' for me?"

"Ashita!" Naruto exclaimed as the brunette came nearer to him.

- - Flashback within a flashback- -

"Who are you and what do you want from me?!" Naruto firmly asked (Note that he's wearing nighties coz it's at night, k) his would-be assassin.

"I was sent to kill you by the Akatsuki but…" She started to speak. (Note also that they're in Naru's room)

"But what?" Naruto raised an eyebrow.

"But you're so cute and adorable!" she started to cuddle up to Naruto. "How can, nii-chan, possibly make me kill you? Itachi's a weird one!"

'You're the weird one!' "What the hell did you just say?!"

"Itachi's my older brother." She said as if it was the most normal thing in the world. "By the way, my name's Ashita Uchiha." Ashita said, giggling a bit and after that some chasing, some running and some crying for help by our blondie friend.

- - End of flashback within a flashback- -

Naruto made a fighting stance, ready if the Uchiha girl will do anything drastic. "Stay back, Ashita-chan!" he warned.

"Aww, Naru, why are you like that?" she pouted. "You know that I won't hurt you… much!" Ashita grinned.

"Oh, shit, not good!" Naruto cursed.

After a few minutes…

"Ashita-chan, untie me this minute!" Naruto tried to wiggle his way out of the rope, which was tightly tied around him while being dragged by the sadistic Uchiha.

(...Cheska: Why do you always make it seem that Uchihas are evil, sadistic bastards?

Arashi: Uh… because they are…

Cheska: That's not true!

Arashi: --elbows conscience lightly--- you like one of them, don't ya? So who is it, Itachi or Sasuke?

Cheska: What are you talking about? And why do you care which one?

Arashi: Coz I'm gonna make whoever you like look bad, duh!

Cheska: EVIL! --Chases me around--

Arashi: Back to the story… --yelps-- Hey, no fair, how'd you get the big hammer?! --Dodges one of the attacks--

Cheska: Shut up! And stay still so I can flatten you up!!!...)

"Hush, Naru-darling, it'll be nice, I promise!" Ashita assured with an evil, scheming smile.

"Nice?! What's going to be nice?! Oh, gods, you aren't thinking what I think you're thinking, are you?" Naruto panicked, having more reasons to get away.

Meanwhile…

'Who's he with?' a certain Uchiha boy thought. He'd been watching Naruto train all day to get stronger to get him… Naruto's doing this all for him but when he was about to leave, the blondie sneaked out of the tent and started training again. He smiled at the thought that Naruto really cared for him but frowned when a girl appeared in front of Naruto and the blondie seemed to know her then the said girl started to drag Naruto to somewhere and Sasuke didn't like it one bit.

Sasuke noiselessly landed on a tree, across the one, which the girl placed Naruto to lean on, then they started talking.

"Naru-chan, don't worry, I'll make you think you went to heaven." Ashita whispered unto Naruto's ears.

(...Cheska: How could you use 'heaven' with such a bad meaning in it?!

Arashi: Hey! There's no meaning to that? Oh, wait yeah there is… hehe…

Cheska: I don't know why I stay with you sigh I can't wait to get reassigned!...)

TBC...

So that's it for now coz i'm too lazy to continue... Please review coz if i'll know that people are actually reading this story... i might be inspired to continue... just maybe... but anyway thanks for reading... REVIEW!!!!...