Dear Citizens of Italia,
My name is Ezio Auditore da Firenze, the Assassino. Many of you fear me, often crying to the Lord at the mere sight of me. Were I a murderer, you would have good reason. Fortunately, I am not a murderer.
There are only three groups of people who have anything to fear from me. The first group are those responsible for the death of my father and brothers, and you know who you are.
The second are city guards. If you attack me, try to arrest me, or if I'm in a bad mood, I will kill you. You might want to find another line of work.
The third are minstrels. You constantly get in my way. Cease this, or I will start killing you on sight.
If you are not one of the people I have mentioned, than the only thing you have to worry about is me knocking you over as I pursue my quarry.
Sincerely,
Ezio Auditore da Firenze