Me: I'm back!
Everyone: Oh dear Ra no!!!!!!!!!
Me: Yep. I'm back everyone, and I have another story for you guys.
Seto: Does it involve me killing them?
Me: No.
Seto: Does it involve me killing anyone?
Me: No.
Marik: Does it involve me getting to spend time with my girl?
Me: If you behave.
Amane: I get time with my koi?*gives puppy eyes(
Me: How can I deny that face, yes it does.
Kalie and Marik: Yay!
Joey: This will end badly.
Me: Now someone do the disclaimer.
Yami:*sighs*Lexie does now own Yu-Gi-oh
Me: Ehhh Hemmmmm
Yami:*sighs*Yet
Me: Thank you. Now, on with the story.
Seto was sitting at his computer thinking of new programs when Mokuba walked in.
"Hey Seto?"
"What is it, Mokuba, I'm busy."
"Well, I was thinking that spring break is this week and maybe we could take a vacation."
"No."
"Please Seto!" Mokuba cried, making his eyes go big and watery.
Seto sighed." Fine, where are we going?"
"Hootersville."
Seto shot out the what he was drinking and looked at Mokuba." We're going where?"
"Hootersville. I hear it's nice this time of year."
"Fine. How we getting there?"
"I rented us a car."
"Fine then. We'll leave tomorrow."
"Thanks Seto." Mokuba gave his big brother a hug and headed for the door." Oh by the way, Yugi and his friends are coming with us." With that Mokuba ran out of the room.
"MOKUBA KAIBA GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!"
~The next day~
The whole gang was sitting by the van waiting to get their stuff loaded. Seto was throwing all their stuff in the back of the van. The van looked like a titanium monster and smelled like "incense".(A/N when I say incense I mean pot for those of you who don't know)
"What's that smell?" Mokuba asked.
"Air freshener." Everyone said in unison. Mokuba gave them funny looks and got in the car.
"I am picking the seating arrangements." Mokuba said. They nodded and listened to the arrangements.
"Okay, Bakura, Ryou, Marik, and Malik are behind Seto, behind them is Amane, Serenity ,Mai, Tea and I. Behind them is Yugi, Yami, Tristin, and Duke. And Joey is up front with Seto." Mokuba said.
"Why does the mutt have to be up front with me?" Seto growled.
"Because the authoress told me to seat you there." Mokuba said. With that little note they were on their way to Hootersville.
"Hey guys, Hootersville is home to the biggest Hooters in the world!" Bakura yelled. They all gave him funny looks.
"What?"
"I thought you were gay." Malik said.
"I'm bisexual dumb asses."
"Oh." No one said a word after that. That is until Mokuba started singing.
"For the love of Ra, Mokuba shut the fuck up!" Bakura yelled.
"Don't yell at my little brother!" Seto yelled at Bakura, causing him to not pay attention to the road and almost run off a cliff.
"Pay attention to the mother fucking road!" Amane screamed. Now everyone turned to look at the normally quiet albino girl.
"Wow Amane, I never knew you swore?" Malik said dumbfounded.
"I bloody well start to when I haven't slept in 36 hours."
"Why haven't you slept?" Yugi asked, just a tad bit afraid of her.
"Because I was kept awake all night by those to sex addicts moaning, and screaming, and then the continuous banging on my wall really made me not sleep." Amane hissed. Ryou turned red, and Bakura smirked.
"You had to be a screamer." Ryou said. Bakura growled.
"EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Seto screamed. Joey didn't even dare speak. The ride for the next hour was silent. Yugi and Yami were talking quietly, Ryou and Bakura were whispering to one another, and Malik and Marik were playing cards while Amane was sleeping. All was calm until..
"KAIBA WATCH THE MOTHER FUCKING ROAD! Duke yelled.
"DON'T SWEAR IN FRONT OF MY SISTER DEVLIN!" Joey screamed.
"STOP FUCKING SCREAMING AND SHUT THE FUCK UP,AND NO ONE FUCKING TALK!!!!" Seto screamed at the top of his lungs. Everyone was silent. They were about to make their first stop so they didn't have to wait long.
Me: I loved that chapter.
Kalie: I'm gonna kill the next person who yells.
Marik: You wouldn't kill me right?
Kalie: Try me.
Me: Okay well, Please review.