Full Metal Alchemist and D Gray Man Crossover
Roy Mustang walked across Central command, thinking about Hawkeye and how she had that egg salad sandwich for lunch today. "Maybe we could switch again." He looked at her from across the way, while walking towards him, in a huff, like she always was. "Hey, Riza."
"How many times do I have to correct you, sir? Do not call me by my first name." Mustang smiled as he walked with her. She always made him happier than he was before.
"So Lieutenant, do you want to switch lunches again?" Riza looked at him, her face unreadable.
"'What kind of child do you think I am?' is what I want to say, sir." She smiled slightly "but can I really say no, to you, sir?" she handed over her egg salad sandwich.
"move." A man shoved him, his hand slipping on the paper bag, making it rip, making the contents fall to the dirty ground, the sandwich falling apart.
"Son of a…" Mustangs head shot up. "YOU!" he snapped his fingers, flames swirling around. "YOU MESSED UP MY FAVORITE TIME OF THE DAY, YOU BASTARD!" the man stopped in his tracks. He had a sword and a deadly look in his eyes.
"Sir, I would advise to get something from the snack bar." Mustang looked at Riza, his eyes filled with hatred.
"I DON'T GO TO SUCH PLACES. NOTHING CAN REPLACE YOUR COOKING, LIEUTENANT HAWKEYE." He looked back at the man as she shrugged. "NOW GIVE ME ANOTHER SANDWITCH. RIGHT NOW." The man turned, smiling.
"It seems as if you are angry." He shook his head, his pony tail waving with him. "And how dare you talk to a lady in all uppercase letters. My name is Kanda, you are foolish to fight with me, prepare to die."
"YOU HAVE SOME NERVE, TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT, KANDA." Mustang smiled. "NOW, I WILL BURN YOUR BODY, STARTING WITH YOUR TOUNGE!"
Kanda smiled, his eyes glinting. "Ha, good luck with that."
COMMERCIAL BREAK (NOT REALLY)
So what do you think? It was really random, and I thought I would try something humorous. Reply!