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Entry One:

It makes me feel way to needy for my own tastes to call this a "diary". So, let's just call this a...

notebook.

That sounds better.

Anyway, I guess... I should introduce myself. Ugh. I'm introducing myself to a book. I feel like a lunatic. Oh well. I'm Olette. I live in Twilight Town. My best friends are Roxas, Hayner, and Pence. You'd think that I'd be overwhelmed by the excessive amount of testosterone that I hang around (and believe me, it is excessive), but I'm not really. Though female company is to be desired. My favourite hobbies, are hanging out with the boys, and sitting on the Station Heights tower eating Sea Salt Ice Cream. I swear, that stuff has to be a Godsend. It's sinful really. To have that deadly sweet mixture of salt and sugar, and make it work? It's positively genius.

I digress.

Pence gave me this thing for my birthday a couple years ago. I really thought it was useless, but I thought, 'Hey, why not?' And here we are.

Here we are.

My birthday, unfortunately, is on April Fool's Day. And, coming from a group of immature boys, I get pranked on.

Pence tried the old whoopee cushion trick on me. And failed every time.

Roxas, knowing my rather extreme fear of spiders, found a surprisingly realistic-looking fake one and put it over the gate to the Usual Spot. I'm lucky I didn't wet myself then and there.

But Hayner... Tried something different this year.

He kissed me.

And if you thought that was a shocker, I didn't feel anything. Nothing. Shouldn't a girl get a happy, giddy feeling when she's kissed for the first time?

Not Olette.

Oh no. She just shakes it off with not even a spot of red on her face, nor a butterfly in her stomach, nor a knot in her stomach, or back-flip done by her heart. Just sheer normality.

And I don't think Hayner did either...

Entry Two:

Roxas has been acting weird lately. He's daydreaming, and gazing at Hayner a lot more than he used to. But the weirder thing is, Hayner's looking back.

I feel romance in the air. ♥

And of course, Pence is completely oblivious. Honestly, the extent of how thick that poor boy must be is incomprehensible. Like, I really just can't imagine what goes on up there.

Moving on, Seifer and Gang came to beat up on Roxas today. Naturally, I stand up for him, once or twice. But I just couldn't shake the feeling that I was being watched. Intently. I know it wasn't Seifer, because he was focused in on Roxas, much to Hayner's dismay. I couldn't be Pence, because he and Rai were about knee high in insults at the moment, so that left...

Fuu.

And she was... just staring. Quite blatantly I must say. At me, no less. She had completely disregarded that the others were there. And focused on me...

It was creepy. She's silent, and mysterious. It gives me the chills.

And she didn't stop until Seifer yelled, practically in her ear, to leave.

I didn't mention it to the boys. They'd probably just laugh at me for being silly, and tell me that I was hallucinating.

Maybe I was.

Entry Three:

I almost walked in on them today.

I swear, they were in the third period of tonsil hockey, and going into overtime sometime soon.

As cute as it was, Hayner could've at least done Pence and I a favour and not use the Usual Spot to get into Roxas' pants.

Pence was just walking up as I was leaving.

"You don't want to go in there." I said, knowing he would ignore me.

He did. "Why not? We could every other day!" he stomped in, and I swear I could hear the girly shriek before it escaped him.

"Sorry Hayner!"

"Don't worry about it Olette!"

"Go to Sunset Hill or something next time!"

"Gotcha!"

Hayner. I still don't know how we became friends.

And Pence is in a corner, in the fetal position, rocking back and forth as if he'd just seen his own death. Poor Pence. Didn't even see it coming.

I turned the corner, and nearly ran into someone. I looked up, and felt arms snake around my waist. It was Fuu.

"Wh-what do y-you want, Fuu?" I asked shakily.

"You."

For those first few seconds, I thought I'd heard her wrong. Then my heart did all the things it was supposed to when Hayner kissed me. And then I ran away.

As fast as I could. Through the streets, up to Station Heights, and to the top of the tower.

So here I am. I'm glad this thing is pocket sized.

Is this why I didn't feel anything during my first kiss? Because I'm like Hayner...?

Why!?

Entry Four:

I was lucky that Fuu couldn't leave Rai's sights today. I probably would have had a panic attack.

Why couldn't Fuu leave his sights? Because today was the struggle match. And damned Setzer had his dirty paws all over me like last year. It's positively revolting how easily he just latched on to me. Had Pence not been there, Setzer would've had me in his pants in front of the whole crowd.

That aside, once we had a spatula (Hayner) pry him off, the games began.

First up: Hayner vs. Roxas.

Victor: Roxas.

The look of utter defeat on Hayner's face was priceless. I could tell her wanted to be the man of the relationship, but with his pride all mangled and torn like it was, I don't think that was gonna happen anytime soon.

Next Round: Vivi vs. Seifer.

It was scary how I blinked, and it was over. I couldn't even tell you how Vivi won. First, the ref. had the match start, then, Seifer was doubled over, and Vivi was standing as if he'd merely swatted away a fly.

The next match between Roxas and Vivi was much the same. One blink, and it's finished.

Then, after being sure to give my rear one last squeeze, Setzer got himself up on stage, and I swear I heard the sleaze-bag ask him to loose. God, that pig makes me so mad. Needless to say, Roxas came out on top, and took the trophy.

It was beautiful, with the four jewels sparkling brightly. They were even better against the sunset on top of the Station Heights tower. It's times like those that make me glad I met the boys.

Speaking of which, Roxas has been acting weird. He nearly fell off the tower that day. He never spaces out like that. Or at least, not that extremely.

Oh yeah, and Fuu kissed me today.

Entry Five:

Who the hell is "Roxas"?

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A/N: So, newfound interest in Olette and KH Yuri. Yum. I also thought it might be fun to write in a diary format, just to see how it goes. So what do you guys think? FAITHFUL READERS! I COMMAND... uhh... I mean... STRONGLY ENGOURAGE YOU TO REVIEW.

Please?