Me: A new FanFic!

Maya: Yay. *goes back to sleep*

Me: Oi! Wake up to do the A/N! *kicks Maya*

Maya: *grunt*

Me: Since she's asleep, I have to explain it alone. *sigh* Nevermind, I'll invite... TOTAL!

Crowd: *goes wild*

Total: I expect to get bacon for this. The high quality type.

Me: Whatever you want! Now explain (because I'm too lazy to)!

Total: *clears throat* *reads script* You can ask the Flock and Ella any question you want in either a review or a PM. And they'll answer. Hopefully.

Me: THANK YOU! *gives bacon*

Total: *eats bacon* Hmmm. Nice. But not really juicy.

Me: *rolls eyes* REVIEW AND/OR PM OR I WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO START!