Total Drama
Heroes vs. Villains
"They're back!" Chris exclaimed "Yeah, that's right it's me, Chris McClain!"
"I'm back with season 5 of everyone's favorite reality show TOTAL DRAMA, yeah I know what you're thinking, Chris how did you get out of Jail?"
"Well, I'm not going to tell you, let's just say no one says no to Chef", Chris said as he pointed to a growling Chef.
"Now, let me tell you what's going on, all the contestants from seasons 1 – 4, I'm not joking, every last one, is coming right here, back to the abandoned film lot for a new season!"
"Now, I know season 2 didn't go so well (it depends on your opinion), but this is going to be a little different," Chris explained.
"So sit back, relax, and get ready for TOTAL … DRAMA … HEROES vs. VILLAINS!"
*Cut to theme song*
"Now to introduce the contestants, meet Alejandro!" Chris said as Alejandro walked up.
"Okay, because we are short on time (aka I'm really lazy) I'll just introduce everyone really quick," Chris explained.
"Anne Maria!"
"B!"
"Beth!"
"Brick!"
"Bridgette!"
"Cameron!"
"Cody!"
"Courtney!"
"DJ!"
"Dakota!"
"Dawn!"
"Duncan!"
"Eva!"
"Ezekiel!"
"Geoff!"
"Gwen!"
"Harold!"
"Heather!"
"Izzy!"
"Jo!"
"Justin!"
"Katie!"
"Leshawna!"
"Lightning!"
"Lindsay!"
"Mike!"
"Noah!"
"Owen!"
"Sadie!"
"Sam!"
"Scott!"
"Sierra!"
"Staci!"
"Trent!"
"Tyler!"
"And last but not least Zoey!" Chris announced as everyone stood together.
"Now to separate you guys into teams, Next time on
TOTAL… DRAMA… HEROES vs. VILLAINS!
And, cut so what do you think!