This whole series is going to be completely pointless. It will consist of inside jokes that my best friend and I have. I am aware that this is EXTREMELY OOC, but that's the point. This is supposed to be funny. :

Alice and I were on our way back from a long day of shopping in Port Angeles while Edward was hunting with Jasper, Carlisle and Emmett. We had the windows rolled down, because it was actually kind of nice outside. The radio was blaring loudly and I couldn't help but lose control to the funky beats.

"I got a pocket, got a pocket full of sunshine, I got a love and I know that it's all mine Oh, oh!"

Alice starred at me, paying no attention to the road.

"What?!" I asked, bouncing enthusiastically on my seat.

"Bella…I think maybe you should stop singing now. I don't think I can take anymore."

"Silly Alice! Just because I don't have the greatest singing voice doesn't mean that I shouldn't sing!" I practically screamed in her ear.

"Yeah, actually it does." Alice replied shaking her head.

"I got pocket, got a pocket full of sunshine, I got a love and I-WAIT!"
Alice slammed the break and the tires screeched. She apparently thought I was dying.

"What is it Bella?!"

"I'm severely confuzzled. I mean, she is saying that she's got a pocket full of a pocket full of sunshine, correct."

Alice looked utterly pissed. She slowly started driving again and let a loud sigh escape her lips.

"No, Bella. She has a pocket full of sunshine."

"But she said, I got a pocket full, a pocket full of sunshine. So she has a pocket full of another pocket full of sunshine! Crikey!"

"Sure, Bella, whatever you want to think."

This continued for a while longer. I had sung along to the rest of Pocket Full of Sunshine, 4 Minutes, Best of Both Worlds and Girlfriend. Mariah Carey's voice soon filled the car.

"TOUCH MY BODEH-OH NO!"

"What is it now Bella?!" Alice was clearly irritated with my extremely annoying behavior.

"My bladder is going to explode soon if I do not relieve it!" I was bouncing again.

Alice sighed and pulled into the parking lot of a McDonald's. I opened the door and got out of the car. I noted that Alice stayed in her seat.

"Come on Alice! I really need to go pee pee!"

"Well go pee pee Bella! In case you are not aware, I, being a vampire, cannot pee pee. Therefore, I needn't get out of the car."

"Pish posh, Alice! I need company!"

Alice stared at me. I widened my eyes and gave her the puppy dog stare. She sighed and unbuckled her seatbelt.

"Dammit, Bella! You and that puppy dog stare of yours! It gets me every time!"

I was going to jump up and down with enthusiasm, but I realized that if I did, I would pee pee in the parking lot. Pee peeing in the parking lot was a no no. So I dashed for the door to the McDonalds, and Alice reluctantly followed me.

We entered the bathroom and I gasped.

"Oh my! This bathroom is beautiful!" I smiled.

The walls of the bathroom were a beige-ish brown-ish color. The lights were simply fantastic and the sinks looked ever so lovely. It was something I would not have expected in a McDonalds.

"Yeah, this is a new McDonald's, therefore new bathrooms. This one isn't the most disgusting bathroom I've seen. Grant it, I rarely enter bathrooms." Alice was observing the light fixtures intently. "Bella, don't you have some business to attend to?"

"Oh right! My bladder!"

I walked into one of the stalls, and it was incredible! It was spacious and there was a mirror in it! I also noticed a small white seat with black buckles on it attached to the walls, facing the toilet. I quickly relived my bladder, flushed the toilet and then opened the stall door.

"Alice what is this?" I asked pointing to the mysterious chair.

"That's for babies, Bella. You put your baby in there so you can do your business without having to hold it or anything." Alice was talking to me like I was three.

"But, it's facing the toilet!" I protested.

"Yes?" Alice seemed confused.

"SO YOU PUT YOUR BABY IN THE SEAT SO IT CAN STARE AT YOU WHILE YOU PEE PEE OR POO POO?!"

"Bella, it's a baby. It won't understand what's going on. And what's with the lingo? Are you not eighteen years old?" Alice replied.

"I think I'm 18. But I don't want babies starring at me!" I pouted.

"Then don't have a baby, Bella! This problem can be avoided altogether!" Alice was angered.

"Oh…okay!" I smiled and washed my hands.

It then dawned on me that we were in fact in a McDonald's!

"OMG ALICE CAN I GET A BIG MAC?!"

Alice sighed and slapped her palm against her forehead, and shook her head vigorously. She then walked out of the bathroom and I hopped after her.

Heeheehee! Randomness is fun! And yes, this is based off of a true bathroom in a real McDonalds that was seen when my best friend and I went to Detroit. I believe it is somewhere in Ohio.

Anyway, REVIEW?! I will love you forever.