A/N: My cousin Luke and I have a hobby…playing Grand Theft Auto: Vice City on his Play Station 2 without actually playing the game. Yes, we run around like retards and cause explosions. And I am a NINJA! So, if you're in need of a good laugh, this may or may not be the place for you. I am not sure if Luke's and my humor appeals to everyone, so please don't flame if it doesn't make you laugh, flame because I suck.
It's common knowledge in the crazy family that Hannah Toney and Luke Hisle were the craziest mix you could possibly get. Hannah was the oldest of the two cousins, having just turned thirteen and Luke would be turning nine in September. It was late July, and that Sunday Hannah would be leaving for a beach vacation. So, naturally, she was bored out of her mind.
Even though she was perfectly capable of taking care of herself during the summer, she had always gone to her grandmother's house while her parents worked and it had become routine, so even though she could have stayed home and spent hours on the internet, she joined her cousin for another day with Vonda Barker. (Plus, if she stayed home alone, there'd be no one to provide meals for her.)
She and Luke didn't really get along too well. She saw him as a complete and total annoyance and he was always following her around, trying to get her attention, so she of course couldn't stand him and spent most of her time hiding out, writing a lame Naruto fanfiction.
Today, however, he wasn't bothering her at all. He was innocently playing a video game he had brought from home and this greatly bothered her. For once in her life, Luke was leaving her alone, but at what cost? She was bored and this game was more important than her! When she heard him shout something about an explosion, she had to see what was so interesting.
"Luke! What are you playing?" she asked, plopping down next to him on the tan couch.
"I'm playing Grand Theft Auto," he said, without looking away from the screen. She could see him driving a red truck around a city.
"What's up with some explosion?"
"Oh, I crashed into too many things and my car exploded."
That did it. Cars exploding? Crashes? And were those people running around? She simply had to check this out.
"Can…can I play?"
"Sure!" he said, handing the controller to her. He briefly explained what each button did and she nodded, eager to try this game.
On that day, a new bundle of crazy and random was brought into the world.
A/N: These are going to be short chapters because, really, how far can you go with crazy adventures with a ten year old? Really, this story won't appeal to very many people, but I wanted to write it so BLEH. But the other chapters should be longer than this, this was just sort of a prologue to explain how our gaming adventures started.