PIRATES of the CARIBBEAN 3:

The Continuing Adventures of a Somewhat Effiminate Johnny Depp and That Bland Guy From Lord of The Rings

AN: The First Movie was adored by all. Now, I hope that the Pompous Writer's choke on their caviar.

DC: I don't own anything PotC related. If I did do you think Princess Skanky Ho would've killed Captain Jack? HELL NO! I don't even own the Title. That's something from the Onion.

Characters:

Cap'n Jack-Will Be played by Johnny Depp. The world's best (not to mention coolest) Pirate. He will be missed greatly.

Will "The Dumbass" Turner-Will Be played by Orlando "The Dumbass" Bloom. A stupid eunuch blacksmith who's head is as thick as his hammer. No pun intended.

Princess Skanky Ho-Will be played by Jessica Simpson, a more fitting actress then Kiera. A whore and a bitch who is responsible for Jack's Death

Barbossa-Will be Played by Henry Morgan. Why the hell the Disney Writers decided to bring back the little traitor is beyond me. But he's still back...

The Two Pirate Dudes-Will be Played By Moe and Curly. The two comic Reliefs return Because Disney is annoying that way.

Mr. Gibbs-Will Be Played By Kevin McNally. The superstitial sidekick who isn't really a side kick but is way damn cooler than Will.

The Monkey-Will Be played by Raffiki, from the Lion King. The most fun thing to shoot.

Davy Jones-Will be played by The Giant squid and his first mate will be played by Jaws.

The East India Trading Company Guy-Will be played by Eric from Billy Madison.

Commodore Norrington-Will be played by Jack Davenport

The Cracken-Will be Claymation

Beginning Scene!

"WHOA! DSL Flashbacks!" Will yelled, falling over in his chair.

Barbossa gave him a Strange look, "DSL? Doncha mean LSD?"

"YES!" Will said getting back up, "That's exactly what I mean!"

Skanky Ho rolled her eyes, "Anyone got any gum, gahhh?

"Yeah as a matter of fact I do," Barbossa said. He took some gum out of his pocket and gave it to Skanky Ho Swann.

"You're Kinda Ca-ute." Skanky Ho said.

Will fell over again and looked at Skanky Ho, "You kissed Jack!" He proceded to bawl his stupid eyes out.

Barbossa stared at everyone, "You're all F-ed."

"Yay, me," Skanky Ho smiled, "Do I get a prize, Gah?"

Barbossa turned from them and looked at the Gypsy Chick, "We're gonna need a bigger boat."