Alana+Inuyasha
Alana had finally escaped to a closet with Jon and was making out with him. Poof! Her lips were on Sesshomarus! They both drew their sword and started fighting. "Your skilled with a blade." Sesshomaru commented. "Well met!" Alana said as he blocked her attack. "I never thought I'd meet a woman that could match my skill." "I never thought I'd see a better looking man than Jon." And with that they started kissing again.
In feudal Japan: Goddess! What is that?!" Jon gasped. "It's a human arm and you should be able to grip---- Your not Sesshomaru! Where did you come from?!" Naraku yelled. " I don't know." Jon said. "That looks like a very warm baboon skin." "Well of course it is! This is frigen Hokkaido!" "Hoka wha?" Jon asked. Naraku rolled his eyes and disappeared. "Hey wait!" Jon yelled. Gulp. Scary surroundings!