A/N: THIS STORY WAS A COMPLETE RANDOM-NESS-NESS. READ ON FRESH-NESS LOVER. STILL DEDICATED TO MAJESTIC MOON!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Chapter 1 : Hypnosis and Cheese

Tucker was on Ebay when he came across a Hypnosis book. He thought of what he could torture Danny. "I can make Danny fall in love with in INANIMATE objects!!!"

Tucker said in a complete random ramble. He bought the book 20,000 dollors. All that just to torture someone.

Two week later, he got the book in the mail. " I can't wait to torture DANNY!" Tucker thought. He called Danny and told him to come over.He sat Danny in a chair and got out the magical watch of DOOM + RANDOMNESS!!!!!" YOU ARE GETTING SLEEPY" (repeat 5 times). Danny fell

asleep and thats when the toture began."FOR your first love with an inanimate objects, you will fall in love with this piece of swiss cheese!!!!

"Tucker laughed manically.HE held up the piece of cheese and Danny woke up. Danny went crazy when he saw the cheese.He was madly in

just like Tucker wanted.He started to make out wit the cheese. " I love u cheese!!!!!" Danny said.

Danny started to carry the cheese whereever he went. They went to the movies,the mall, The Nasty Burger and anywhere they could be seen together.

No one wanted to be around him and Cheese The cheese was rotten but Danny still loved it. His parents were ashamed to be seen around him when he was with the cheese. Jazz was so worried about Danny that she snuck in his room and threw away the chesse when Danny was sleeping.

Danny got up in a panic."Where's cheese? HUH ? WHERE IS MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!" Jazz fianlly said that she threw her away."Well, i'll just get a new cheese!"Danny said and he left. He went to the closet WAWA and bought 1 slice of swiss cheese.

Danny hugged and kissed the BRAND-NEW cheese! " I love you cheese-i-lishous." He went to the park and sat cheese on the bench right next to him. A skinny pigon flew down and ate cheese. Danny creid.

"I'm Suffering withdraw from my cheese!" Danny exclaimed. Danny's parrents took away his allowence and locked him in his room so he could not buy anymore pieces of cheese.He could not see his friend for two weeks unless he said that he was through with swiss cheese.He lied and told his parents that he would never look at cheese again. They belived him oddly enough. He ran to Sam's house and rampaged through her fridge.

She had no cheese.So, he went to Tucker's house.HE HAD CHEESE!!!! "The only wat YOU can have a piece of my cheese, is if you let me have a picture of you kissing a piece of cheese!" Tucker said slyly."SURE, as long as I have my beloved cheese." Danny implied. Tucker got the pic and posted on

(A/N:NOT A REAL WEBSITE!) .Tucker gave him the piece of cheese like he promised. That would be the last time he would ever love swiss chese.

A/N: WELL THIS WAS RANDOM. THE NEXT CHAPER WILL PROBALLY BE THE LETTER "D" !!!!!1

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