Awww, look at me being all irresponsible. I know, I know, I should be writing my other story. Really you guys, I don't understand why you still love me. I am so just.. awww.

Anyway, thanks to the reveiws for The Most Horrifying Theory. Every time I see a new one it makes it laugh. The name describes that oneshot very well doesn't it? This is based off of me slamming together my own ideas, and pulling small ideas from other fics and making them just stupendous. Anyway, I have all these ideas, and I only write about one or two of them down. Luffy getting kidnapped seems to be a foavorite in my head. I think for Christmas I'm going to put a wish list on my profile, and you guys can write some of the suggestions for me for Christmas. Sound good? In other announcements, I created a community awhile back, but I have only found a two (including mine) stories that fit the idea. If you find anymore, please PM me!~

Author-Author no~ DISCLAIMER!

I DO NOT OWN ONE PIECE!

Luffy bit eagerly into the meat and hummed happily. Bull-eno had been nice enough to make him another piece of meat before he left. Although it might have been a bribe. Either way, the meat was delicious, and after his latest disaster Iceburg-ossan had told him to take a day off. Franky was probably waiting for him to help take down a ruined ship. That was always fun. Sucking any remnants of the meat off the bone with a pop, he sighed and patted his now balloon-like belly. He threw the bone into the canal, and continued to walk, his sandals smacking the pavement. Being undercover had given Luffy the chance to wear his preffered shorts, vest and sandals. He was supposed to be Lucci's cousin, but while Lucci worked tirelessly in the yard, Luffy tended to ruin everything he touched. He really wasn't meant to be a shipwright.

"Oi! Strawhat!"

Luffy looked down into the canal, Sodom and Gommorah were squeezing through it, merrily not noticing the other bulls trying desperately to avoid the two King Bulls.

The Franky Family sat on the two, waving up to the young man. Luffy grinned and jumped up and down.

"Oiii!" He yelled back, waving his hands. Franky stood up, and put his hands on his hips.

"OW! Strawhat! Come down here!" He shouted. Luffy stopped jumping and leaped over into Sodom's seating area.

"Yo! Franky! What's up?"

"We were just about to go looking for you when we ran into some potential scrap buyers! OW! Apparently they are waiting for a ship to be repaired and they decided to get some of our stuff! We are going to meet them now! Wanna help?" Luffy laughed and plopped into a chair.

"Sure!" he said with a grin. Franky struck his pose, with his arms forming their star.

"SUUUUPEEERRRR!"

Traveling to the rendezvous area took no time at all. Upon arriving, Luffy had fallen asleep with his hat over his eyes. Franky saw the group he was supposed to meet waiting patiently on the side of the canal at the outskirts of the town.

"Ow! Great to see you again!" Franky held out a large hand. One of the men reached out his hand and cheerfully shook it. Another one of the men sighed impatiently, and put one hand on top of his bright orange cowboy hat.

"Let's hurry up and get the stuff. I'm hungry." He huffed.

Luffy's eyes opened, and he yawned. Stretching, he blearily noticed that Sodom had stopped. Why? Oh, the scrap buyer. Right. Luffy yawned again and began to stand. Suddenly he froze. That voice. And his voice too. Both of them? No he was imagining things. Just to be sure, he searched with his Haki. No doubt, it was them. Maybe he could sneak a glimpse. Spandam would never know. His hand reached for the rail, then paused. No, no he had to get out of here. Luffy ran for the other side and launched himself away from the site. He had to resist. They couldn't know he was here. Luffy landed and ran as fast as he could to his apartment. He wouldn't tell the CP9 members either. They didn't need to be told by him anyway.

"I brought a boy to help me out, he's SUUPERRRR strong. Oi! Strawhat!" The whole group stiffened a bit, but two of the men positively froze. All waited for the boy to show his face. He never appeared.

"OI! Strawhat!" Franky tried again.

"He's not here aniki! We looked away and suddenly he was gone!" yelled one of the men. One of the waiting group marched over to Franky.

"What did you call him?!" The man said fiercely.

"Do you know Strawhat?" Franky asked.

"What is his real name!" The man demanded.

"Strawhats? His name is Luffy."

Yeah, I didn't even bother to edit this...

But you still love me right?

Right?

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I think I'll redo this later...hehe

See Ya!