Little Naruto Proves 'em wrong!
By: SuperHyuga Yoshi-chan
Prologue
"Ahhhhhhh..." A Hyuga sighed one lazy Sunday morning. A content aura floated around him as he pulled out a Superman for the near sighted which was hidden under a Dow Jones newspaper. He made himself comfortable on a hammock, getting ready to enjoy what was no doubt a good read. However, catastrophe had other plans. Or as the Hyuga would sometimes say: 'fate knocked me upside the head today!'
This form of catastrophe scurried quickly thought the tall grass. It hurried up the tree which the Hyuga's hammock was hanging by. It then playfully balanced on the edge of the hammock, and then slyly climbed up the newspaper serving as a decoy.
"Hey, what the heck is this?" The Hyuga lowered his newspaper, only to meet eye-to-eye with one of the Hyuga's most disliked creatures!
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" He shot out of his hammock and ran away as quickly as possible.
Neji Hyuga was having a good, no, wonderful day! He had just asked Tenten on a date. Not only that, but he was going on a mission with just her. No Rock Lee, no Guy sensei, nobody. It was going to be just the two of them. And Neji, being the 'sometimes-evil-when-he-wants-to-be' genius he was, had a plan or two to surprise her.
He was just about ready to visualize his third surprise, when he suddenly heard a rustling sound.
"Who's there?" Neji snapped. He didn't like people intruding in on his thoughts. He looked to the left. Then he looked to the right.
'Huh?' Neji thought. 'Ah well. Maybe love does make people dellusional.' He continued walking on, as if nothing had happened.
Alas my freinds, something did happen. Some bad luck had happened to crawl up Neji's pants; and it was aiming to crawl up to the top of it's head.
"Hee! Hee! Hee! My back tickles!" Neji giggled. Whatever was tickling him was annoying him(although he enjoyed it to some extent). However, fun and games turned into run and be frightened as soon a he spotted a hairy pink tail.
"!" Neji wet his pants and procceded to faint.
And so catastrope continued to roam....
"Hey...dude, is that like, the Hyuga Neji?" A random group of Hyugas walked by.
"Yeah...I think he wet his pants."
"We should take some pictures and blackmail him into letting us date his teammate."
"Dude, that's so evil...I LOVE IT!"
"YEAH!"
Hinata Hyuga was in her room, quietly brushing her Chibi's hair. But there was trouble brewing in a far corner to the left of her room. So I guess dear reader, that you wouldn't be surprised if catastrophe scurried through the wooden floor climbed up the bedsheets, and waltz up to Little Hinata and squeaked a fellow salutation.
"!!"