Before I even say anything, this is not meant to offend anyone! There's religious themes in here. I don't think it's laid on that thick but just know it's there. That's not what it's all about by any means but it does make an appearance. So, if you're easily offended, you probably wanna skip out on this one. Also, it's rated M so if you're that offended by a lil religion speak, why you readin slash? Just sayin. Rant aside, this is totally AU. James and Kendall live in LA and work on a show together. Something similar to BTR. Carlos and Logan are a couple of guys that go to a holiness camp every summer and are acquaintances but not besties by any means. Other showverse characters make appearances so it's kinda showverse/kinda not. That's confusing. Let's just say it's a free-for-all.

*Disclaimer* I don't own Big Time Rush or it's characters. But if Kendall came-a-knockin, I would not turn him away. :) Happy reading!

James was Jewish, so how he had been thrust into this situation was beyond him. He was currently unpacking his suitcase in a tiny cabin in a holiness camp. What made it worse? It was in the hotdamn center of Redneck, Georgia. The only reason he had agreed to come in the first place was because he wanted to get out of L.A. while he was on break from the current show he was filming. His parents offered to take him on their Alaskan cruise but it was for their anniversary. The last thing a 21 year old guy wants to do is interrupt his parents'… festivities. His brothers were both staying in the city so they were out of the picture as well. James wanted an adventure. No, needed an adventure. He wanted to get away from his normal life and go somewhere he could meet new people and just be... normal. He was regretting that mentality now when it was the middle of summer and 100 degrees outside. However, yesterday it seemed like fate when his cast mate and best friend, Kendall, came knocking on his dressing room door.

*A Day Earlier*

"Hey, James, can I come in?" Kendall asked, poking his head in the door.

"Yeah man. What's up?" James asked, muting his TV. He patted the seat next to him on the couch. Kendall sat and got down to business.

"So, what are you doin for your break? Anything exciting?" he asked, propping his feet up on James' table.

James sighed, "Nothing, unfortunately. My parents are goin on an Alaskan cruise for their anniversary so I'm stuck here." Kendall smiled and sat up a little straighter. James continued a little slower, "What? Why do you look so crazy?"

"I have an idea..." Kendall said spacey.

"...Well, are you gonna share this idea with me?" James asked, laughing slightly.

Kendall turned to James with his eyes lit up like a kid's on Christmas. "Come with me to Georgia!" Kendall said, jumping slightly in his seat. "Come on Jamie, it'll be fun! You know you want to! Don't you want an adventure?"

Kendall poked James' sides while James laughed slightly, "Kendall, what the hell is in Georgia?"

"What isn't in Georgia?" Kendall scoffed. James raised an eyebrow and Kendall continued, "Ok, fine, well, there's the Braves... and Six Flags... The Coke Factory... Uhmmm.."

"You're just naming things you know are there. Let's try this again. Why are you going?"

Kendall narrowed his eyes, "Fine. if you must know... Chick-fil-A. Whew are their chicken burgers the best things ever. Lemme tell ya."

James held up a hand to shut up Kendall. "Kendall, I'm not going if you don't tell me why you're going." James crossed his arms.

"...Fine. So.. there's this guy..." Kendall started. He couldn't help the smile as it formed on his face.

"Am I surprised?" James asked sarcastically. He had known Kendall was gay since he first met him. With those sparkly hand gestures, Kendall wasn't fooling anyone.

"It's different this time, man. I think he might actually be the one. I took him sightseeing for a friend last month while he was visiting. She thought we might hit it off. Well, we did, and then some." James raised his eyebrow and smirked. "Shut up. Not like that. He was only here for three days." Kendall said blushing.

"So, that's why you're goin to Georgia? To get you some?" James laughed.

"No! I'm going because he invited me to spend the week with him at some summer camp he goes to every year. If something were to happen while at this summer camp, I wouldn't complain. I'll literally do anything he wants me to do. It's kinda scary, really." Kendall said staring off into space.

James couldn't help but smile at his love struck friend. He snapped his fingers in front of Kendall's face. "Hey, focus. So, why invite me if you want some quality lovin time with your man?"

"Well, he has this friend, Camille, that goes with him and he doesn't wanna leave her alone the whole time. So, he wanted me to bring a friend, that'd be you, so that I'd have someone to hang out with if he wanted to hang with Camille," Kendall said, shrugging.

"Uh-huh. You wouldn't be, oh I don't know, trying to set me up with this Camille, would you?" his eyebrow slowly rose yet again.

Kendall scoffed, "What? Psh. Would I," he put a hand to his chest, "do that to you? I'm your best friend. I know better than to do that to you."

"Yeah, you also know that if you told me you're actually doing this to me, that I would punch you. Really hard." James said.

"Exactly. It would just be a major inconvenience for both of us. So, can I count you in?" Kendall asked quickly while holding up a thumbs up.

James pursed his lips like he was in deep thought. He had already made up his mind as soon as Kendall had asked. "You know, you're lucky that I'm in desperate need of fresh air and a little adventure."

"...So... is that a 'yes'?" Kendall asked hopefully.

"...I guess." James said rolling his eyes.

"Yes! You won't regret this man!" Kendall attacked James with a hug. "You'll love Carlos. Camille sounds pretty sweet too. You guys should get along swimmingly. Alright, so you're gonna go so I'll come pick you up from your house tomorrow around 11, ok? Our flight is at 1:30 so we wanna be there a little early. I already got a second ticket so you don't even have to worry about that."

"You knew I was gonna say yes." James stated more than asked.

"I was hoping?... Look, don't worry about it. Just accept that I was right about you saying yes. I mean, you're pretty predictable." James was about to reply about how he's unpredictable when he wants to be but Kendall's phone rang.

"Hello?.. Hey baby! Yeah, that's so weird. I just asked him. Yeah, he's sitting right next to me right now... Carlos says hi," Kendall said turning to James. James waved back at the phone. Kendall continued talking to him, "Yeah, he said yes! Yep, just like I said he would... Admit it, your baby did good..." Kendall laughed a big throaty laugh that made James smile, "That's close enough... Yeah, I told him what you told me to tell him... No, I told you, I'm not gonna tell him that Camille is single... Because baby, we gotta be subtle. We can't just be completely obvious. Trust me. I'm a master at subtlety... Yeah, he's still next to me, why?... What do you mean I'm not being subtle? I'm- ooohh... I should probably have left the room by now, huh?" Kendall asked James and Carlos through the phone.

James could hear Carlos say "yep" at the same time as he said it himself. Kendall grinned and looked down at his watch, "Well, time flies. See ya tomorrow James!" He stood up quickly and headed to the door. James could still hear him on the phone as he closed the door behind him. "Carlitos, stop laughing. I did that on purpose..."

James chuckled until it turned into a sigh. Georgia, huh? It's not on the top of my list of dream destinations but I shouldn't rule it out just yet. I mean, who knows? Maybe I'll find the love of my life there too... Nah, but it's summer camp. I'm sure I'll at least get some kind of action. Y'know summer camps are where people's naughty sides come out. I better go by the store on the way home. Gotta grab some new swim trunks, tanning oil, condoms, and some bug spray. The essentials. The next couple weeks should be pretty interesting...