Diary
A/N: Hey! Well this is my first fanfic and if the spelling sucks, I'm writing it on notepad, so yeah. This is a fic of Lily's diary. Rated 'M' for sexual content and naughty language.
Enjoy! Lee
Disclaimer: Honestly! I'm not blonde! I have black hair!
6/19/77 Dear Diary,
I just got you for my seventeenth birthday. Exiting hmm? My best friend gave it to me. Something about, "You're of age now! You've got to record the first year of your adult life"
I'm serious. Well, as you are new to this, I'll start by describing myself. I have waist-length curly red hair, and green eyes. I don't have glasses and won't ever have braces becuase I am a witch for crying out loud! I can fix my teeth in a flick of a wand. Although my mom keeps trying to convince me to go see her gynochologist because she fears I am becoming sexually active, to which I say, "HA HA HA! Oh, wait! You're serious arent you?" She claims that since I'm pretty and go to boarding school with a bunch of teenage boys, I am likely to have had sex. Thats right, Ladies and Gents, my own mother thinks I'm a slut. Sad. Anyway, I am pretty popular though. I have a fair few friends. Lets name them.
Gemma Jinx - Best friend. In love with Remus Lupin. Curly blonde hair.
Ruby Jinx - Best friend. Twin of above. In love with SIrius Black. Also has curly blonde hair.
Alice Neimier - Good friend. In love with Frank Longbottom. (Giggles at name)
Isobel Daniels - Good friend. Not in love with anyone. If she is, she hasn't told me.
Remus Lupin - Friendish type. In love with Gemma.
As much as it pains me to say: Sirius Black. It's hard not to like a guy who is in love with your best friend and you see alomost every waking minute.
Matthias Hutchins - Friendish type. Quidditch player. Kinda cute.
Petter Pettigrew - Okay. Friends with Remus and Sirius.
Liam Wood - Not in our year, but still a friend. Unfortunately, this is his last month here.
Adam Lovegood - Friend. Ravenclaw prefect.
Rebecca Adams - Friend. Ravenclaw prefect. In love with above.
He's at the very, let me repeat myself, VERY bottom of the list, but: James Potter. There! You happy? Warning: I break out into script ocasionally! Ack! Here we go!
Diary: No! I wont be happy until you say you love him!
Me: Now you're acting like my conscience!
Diary: That's my job! (Muttered) Slut.
Me: WTF! I'm, like, a VIrgin! Hello!
Diary: Sure. 'Cause all those guys on you're list are "Just" friends.
Me: OMG! My diary is accusing me of being a slut. You've got to be kidding me.
Anyway. I live in London, England about four blocks away from the most massive library in the world. (A/N: As I unfortunately don't live in London, I'm not sure they do have a massive library, but oh well)
I am a muggle born witch. Call me mudblood and die. Or have you're brain pulled out through your nose with rusty tweezers. Your choice.
Today being my birthday, the above friends threw a party for me. They got me the following:
Gemma: This diary
Ruby: New quill to write in Diary with.
Alice: Dress robes Isobel: Muggle clubbing clothes (She's muggle born too)
Remus: Homework planner Sirius: Awkward, but he got me perfume Matthias: A Jack Johnson C.D. (He's a muggle artist)
Peter: He pooled with SIrius and/or Remus Liam: Quidditch schedual and tickets to a game of my choice. While I can't fly worth a damn, I love the sport.
Adam: A Slytherin prefect badge. It's an inside joke.
Rebecca: A Wales national Quidditch team poster. They're my favorite.
James: A photo album from my whole Hogwarts career so far. That explains all the candid pictures!
Anyway, the day was good. You can not, I repeat, NOT tell James this but I love it when he ruffles his hair. You can't tell him. I'd be dead. I also happen to be madly in love with the guy who is my partner in every class as of now.
Night!
Lily Anne Evans
A/N: Well, this is my first fanfic! What'd you think so far? Curious as to who Lily is partnered with??? Hmmm??? Anywhoodles, review! You know you want to! Or I'll take a leaf out of Lily's book, with the rusty tweezer thing:) jk. Maybe...
