I got this from my dad, it's really stupid, but funny.
So please review!!! Please.....
I hope I got this right.... Hey why are you reading this!?!?! Read the story!!!
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" Guys. Before you go to sleep I want to read you a story. "Kagome said.
" Keh, why do you want to read us a story? We're not kids. " InuYasha said dully.
" Well some people act like one... " Shippo muttered.
InuYasha stood up, " What did you say?!?! "
Shippo hid behind Miroku, " Kagome!! "
" InuYasha, you don't have to be rash. " Miroku said.
Sango suddenly felt something touch her, " AHHHH!!!! " She picked up her Boomer-Rang-Bone and hit it on Miroku's head.
" Hehe.... " Miroku sighed with a big bump on is head.
Kagome sighed and said, " Can I just read the story? "
" Yes, yes. I love stories. " Shippo said, still behind Miroku.
" Ok, this is how it starts....." Kagome opened the book, " Once upon a time there was a mountain, where lived a big house, and in the house was a girl reading a story- "
" That's you Kagome! " Shippo shouted.
" Yes... and the story she was reading starts like this. Once upon a time there was a mountain, where lived a big house, and in the house was a girl reading a story- "
" You're just repeating it!! " InuYasha shouted.
" Well, that's how the story's suppose to go!! " Kagome shouted back.
" Well, It's not that interesting! "
" Oh what do you know!! "
" Guys, guys relax. InuYasha, just let Kagome finish the story. " Miroku said.
" Ok, if every ones quiet, I can finish the story, and the story she was reading starts like this. Once upon a time there was a mountain, where lived a big house, and in the house was a girl reading a story- "
" See! She's repeating it!! " InuYasha pointed out.
" Cut that out!!! " Kagome shouted.
" Kagome's repeating the story, Kagome's repeating the story!! " InuYasha kept on chanting it, while hopping around the room.
Shippo, Kirara and Sango watched them fight. Miroku, however.... eyed Sango's body. She's totally distracted, do it Miroku. Do it!!!
Miroku moved closer to Sango, closer, closer. He was about 6 inches away from her, he held out his hands and, rubbed it on Sango's butt.
Sango felt it again and, " Ahhhh!!!! You're doing it again are you?!?!?!"
" No, no Sango you got it all wrong. I was just making sure you wouldn't get hurt. "
" Right... " Sango pulled up her sleeves, " Take this!! " And she slapped Miroku on the face.
Shippo and Kirara looked at Miroku's and Sango's fight, plus InuYasha's and Kagome's .
" Adults... " Shippo sighed.
Everyone stopped and stared at Shippo " What did you say!!! "
" Uh.... I said can you finish the story, Kagome. " Shippo said.
" Kagome just repeats it what's so special about that? " InuYasha said.
Kagome turned bright red, " InuYasha..... SIT!!!! "
InuYasha crashed to the ground.
Kagome quickly grabbed the book and said, " And they lived happily ever after. The end." Kagome closed the book, " You happy now!?!?! "
" I'm grateful. " InuYasha said.
" Well let's all go to sleep! " Sango said.
" Yes, yes, nice quiet sleep. " Miroku said with lots of scratches, scrapes, slaps, and bumps.
" Yes! Good night! " And they all fell asleep.
Late at night, someone woke up, InuYasha snuck over to Kagome and took her book, he jumped out of the hut and started reading it, " Once upon a time there was a mountain, where lived a big house, and in the house was a girl reading a story... "
And the story still continues......
Who knows, you might be the person in the story......
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Do you like it?!?!
Please review even if you didn't like it!!!!
I hope I got this right.... Hey why are you reading this!?!?! Read the story!!!
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" Guys. Before you go to sleep I want to read you a story. "Kagome said.
" Keh, why do you want to read us a story? We're not kids. " InuYasha said dully.
" Well some people act like one... " Shippo muttered.
InuYasha stood up, " What did you say?!?! "
Shippo hid behind Miroku, " Kagome!! "
" InuYasha, you don't have to be rash. " Miroku said.
Sango suddenly felt something touch her, " AHHHH!!!! " She picked up her Boomer-Rang-Bone and hit it on Miroku's head.
" Hehe.... " Miroku sighed with a big bump on is head.
Kagome sighed and said, " Can I just read the story? "
" Yes, yes. I love stories. " Shippo said, still behind Miroku.
" Ok, this is how it starts....." Kagome opened the book, " Once upon a time there was a mountain, where lived a big house, and in the house was a girl reading a story- "
" That's you Kagome! " Shippo shouted.
" Yes... and the story she was reading starts like this. Once upon a time there was a mountain, where lived a big house, and in the house was a girl reading a story- "
" You're just repeating it!! " InuYasha shouted.
" Well, that's how the story's suppose to go!! " Kagome shouted back.
" Well, It's not that interesting! "
" Oh what do you know!! "
" Guys, guys relax. InuYasha, just let Kagome finish the story. " Miroku said.
" Ok, if every ones quiet, I can finish the story, and the story she was reading starts like this. Once upon a time there was a mountain, where lived a big house, and in the house was a girl reading a story- "
" See! She's repeating it!! " InuYasha pointed out.
" Cut that out!!! " Kagome shouted.
" Kagome's repeating the story, Kagome's repeating the story!! " InuYasha kept on chanting it, while hopping around the room.
Shippo, Kirara and Sango watched them fight. Miroku, however.... eyed Sango's body. She's totally distracted, do it Miroku. Do it!!!
Miroku moved closer to Sango, closer, closer. He was about 6 inches away from her, he held out his hands and, rubbed it on Sango's butt.
Sango felt it again and, " Ahhhh!!!! You're doing it again are you?!?!?!"
" No, no Sango you got it all wrong. I was just making sure you wouldn't get hurt. "
" Right... " Sango pulled up her sleeves, " Take this!! " And she slapped Miroku on the face.
Shippo and Kirara looked at Miroku's and Sango's fight, plus InuYasha's and Kagome's .
" Adults... " Shippo sighed.
Everyone stopped and stared at Shippo " What did you say!!! "
" Uh.... I said can you finish the story, Kagome. " Shippo said.
" Kagome just repeats it what's so special about that? " InuYasha said.
Kagome turned bright red, " InuYasha..... SIT!!!! "
InuYasha crashed to the ground.
Kagome quickly grabbed the book and said, " And they lived happily ever after. The end." Kagome closed the book, " You happy now!?!?! "
" I'm grateful. " InuYasha said.
" Well let's all go to sleep! " Sango said.
" Yes, yes, nice quiet sleep. " Miroku said with lots of scratches, scrapes, slaps, and bumps.
" Yes! Good night! " And they all fell asleep.
Late at night, someone woke up, InuYasha snuck over to Kagome and took her book, he jumped out of the hut and started reading it, " Once upon a time there was a mountain, where lived a big house, and in the house was a girl reading a story... "
And the story still continues......
Who knows, you might be the person in the story......
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Do you like it?!?!
Please review even if you didn't like it!!!!