Hey everyone! This is my brother's fanfic! Its so damn hilarious! If your an Inu Yasha fan or DBZ fan dont be mad he just thought that this would be really funny he has nothing against them or anything just please read and review!

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Chapter 1

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Miroku was on planet Namek flirting with other guys until he came upon this one guy named Yahmcha, (and I mean came upon). Miroku was practicully on top of Yamcha when Yamcha started flipping out.



Yamcha - "What the hell are you doin you fag?..Get away from me!!"

Miroku - "But im lonely and I need.. I need a guy like you!" *winks*

Yamcha - "Fuck that, You aren't staying with me!"

Miroku - "Wait....."

Yamcha - "Aha! I think I can find someone for you to live with, REALLY, but... its not a guy"

Miroku - "But...But...But!"

Yamcha - "ENOUGH WITH THE BUTTS, OR ILL HAVE TO KICK YOU IN THE BUTT!"

Miroku - "ok ok...well who is this person?"

Yamcha - "Just wait here, let me get my girlfriend, Bulma, I'll be back in.. a bit..."

(Two hours later)