DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING! This is just the Short Story Chandler made up in The One With The List (idk if that's what it's called but it's the one where Ross has to choose between Rachel and Julie and when they try to hide it from Rachel, they say it's Chandler's story. This is how it went.)

Chandler's Short Story

It was summer. It was hot. Rachel was there.

"Hola!" cried Ted.

And the kingdom was his.

The End.

Ratings 1 out of 4 stars by Ross "It was the worst short story I ever heard!"

0 out of 4 stars by Rachel "He just made it up!"

Negative 17 stars by Monica "I'm married to this guy?"

3 out of 4 stars by Phoebe. "I'm so drunk…"

4 out of 4 stars "BECAUSE RACHEL WAS THERE!"