The Twelve Days of Christmas- PotC Style!
Disclaimer: Why do we have to write these? Its fanfiction.net…the whole site is a disclaimer! Oh, well. Here goes: I do not own anything or anyone related to Pirates of the Caribbean in any way, shape, or form, they belong to Disney. There….don't sue! It's not like you'd get much anyway….
A/N Note: Okay, I've finally done it! I've posted something! YAY! This little songfic is my first fanfic EVER! I'm so proud….*wipes eyes*. So, you know what to do….R&R, you know you want to, I'll even take flames…special thanks to Kayla (DM Angel) who helped me with this little fic.
(To the tune of the twelve days of Christmas, obviously… with my own little twist at the end…)
On the first day of Christmas Jack Sparrow gave to me, a parrot in a palm tree!
On the second day of Christmas Jack Sparrow gave to me, two treasure chests, and a parrot in a palm tree!
On the third day of Christmas Jack Sparrow gave to me, three bandannas, two treasure chests, and a parrot in a palm tree!
On the fourth day of Christmas Jack Sparrow gave to me, four cursed medallions, three bandannas, two treasure chests, and a parrot in a palm tree!
On the fifth day of Christmas Jack Sparrow gave to me, five bottles of rum, four cursed medallions, three bandannas, two treasure chests, and a parrot in a palm tree!
On the sixth day of Christmas Jack Sparrow gave to me, six dancing wenches, five bottles of rum, four cursed medallions, three bandannas, two treasure chests, and a parrot in a palm tree!
On the seventh day of Christmas Jack Sparrow gave to me, seven undead monkeys, six dancing wenches, five bottles of rum, four cursed medallions, three bandannas, two treasure chests, and a parrot in a palm tree!
On the eighth day of Christmas Jack Sparrow gave to me, eight drunken pirates, seven undead monkeys, six dancing wenches, five bottles of rum, four cursed medallions, three bandannas, two treasure chests, and a parrot in a palm tree!
On the ninth day of Christmas Jack Sparrow gave to me nine gleaming swords, eight drunken pirates, seven undead monkeys, six dancing wenches, five bottles of rum, four cursed medallions, three bandannas, two treasure chests, and a parrot in a palm tree!
On the tenth day of Christmas Jack Sparrow gave to me, ten pirate flags, nine gleaming swords, eight drunken pirates, seven undead monkeys, six dancing wenches, five bottles of rum, four cursed medallions, three bandannas, two treasure chests, and a parrot in a palm tree!
On the eleventh day of Christmas Jack Sparrow gave to me, eleven sexy blacksmiths, ten pirate flags, nine gleaming swords, eight drunken pirates, seven undead monkeys, six dancing wenches, five bottles of rum, four cursed medallions, three bandannas, two treasure chests, and a parrot in a palm tree!
On the twelfth day of Christmas Jack Sparrow gave to me…A BIG FAT KISS! (I wish…lol)
A/N Note: Yeah, lame, I know. But hey, I tried…. You see that little purple button down there? Click it. Constructive criticism will be very much appreciated, flames are also welcome, they will be used to roast marshmallows...yummy….