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Suptemberr 13,2003

Well,today was weally gweat.I was sittin on the couch and watchin anotter episode of "For the Last Time,i'm not a Muffin!",and in this eppy,Joewy told Marsha that he's not a muffin AGAIN and Marsha says "But you said you were in last weeks episode!" and Joewy started cwying! Ha ha! What a wittle baby!Then Stwong Bad walked over and says "Hey ugly,how come your sitting on MY couch?" then I said it wasn't his,then he got mad and punched me.Then the Cheat rushed over and started squeaking and it was so cute!Then Stwong Bad punched me again and left with the Cheat.

I had a secwet spy camerwa and I watched Stwong Bad answer his eep-mail,or sumthin like that.

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dear sb

u r really kewl and i was wundrin if u cud be my frind plz sb

lots o luv

kimmee

It was weally spelled that bad.I laughed alot but forgot I was eating a taco then I spitted it out.I feel sowwy for the taco..Anyways,here was sb's reply!

Dear Stinky Face,

Me?Be friends with YOU!?!Mabye if you get better grammar!its rlly anoying wen u tak lyke tis.I guess that's why your not at college,like my brother Jake.He was really cool until he started being friends with Homestar whatshizface.Homestar is a jerk,like you.Even Coach Z is cooler then you,except he has a weird Spanish accent.

If you didn't understand my WONDERFUL grammar abilities,i'll tell it to you in l337 sp343k:

u r a jurk coch z is kewler an u r not in colige lyke jake ha ha

Not's of love,

Strong Bad

After that,I put my camerwa in Swrong Sad's room and even more funny stuff happened!Funny is good...wight?WIGHT?!?!?!

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Strong Sad:*sigh*Another uneventful day,just like yesterday...and Aunt Martha's birthday...but the apple pudding was good.What am I to do?I can't just sit here talking to myself.Or mabye I can.Hello,how are you,Strong Sad?Good,you?I'm fine!That's good to hear.Yup.Yup...

Then it got weally bowring so I put the camerwa in Pom-Poms room,but he ate it.I guess that's where he gets all that flubber from.

And that was my day!Join me,Homestar,soon in the next installment of....

HOMESTAR'S DIAWY!

Oops,I mean...

HOMESTAR'S JURNUL!