This is my first story in Fanfiction.net. Be nice when you review ;) And I'll add more chapters later...

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Chapter 1

Willow was sitting with her laptop. She wrote something frantically when Buffy entered the Magic Box.

"Whatcha doin'?" Buffy asked her friend.

Willow tore her gaze from the computer and looked at Buffy. "Nothing really... At least nothing special," she said.

"Willow!" Buffy yelled. "I saw you writing something." She sat next to Willow and touched the keys of the laptop. "And you wrote really fast."

Willow blushed. "I... I tried to contact Oz."

"And I thought you were happy with Tara," Buffy said worrily.

"It's not that. I just wanted to know if he's okay... If he's happy and stuff. And how's the werewolf thing working now. Can he still control it..." Willow shrugged. "I guess I still kinda miss him. But I couldn't find him, so I guess that's it."

"Aww, poor Will," Buffy said.

Somebody else entered the Magic Box. Willow jumped up and turned her laptop off. She didn't want anyone, especially Tara, to know what she was doing.

"Oh, it's only you," she sighed when she saw Xander. Followed by Anya. "And... you."

"Just me?" Xander said. "Am I just 'just me'?"

"And me!" Anya almost shouted. "Am I just 'and you'?"

Willow eyed them. Buffy walked to a bookshelf and grabbed a book.

"Hmm... 'Good manners and how to use them'. Wonder how that got in there," she said and threw the book to Anya.

"Hey! You touched a book in my store without any intention of buying it!" Anya moaned.

"I gave it to you," Buffy explained. "And this is Giles's store."

Anya opened the book. "This is not about magic!" she pointed out.

"No, Ahn, it's about good manners," Xander said. "Like how you introduce yourself and others and stuff like that."

"Ohhh! The stuff you're not good at!"

"Yay! You made a poem!" Willow said cheerily before Xander could say anything. "Um... 'Like how you introduce yourself and others and stuff like that. Oh! The stuff you're not good at'?" The others stared at her. "Well, it is a poem!"

"Hi! My name is Anya Christina Emmanuela Jenkins!" Anya said with a very phony voice. "How do you do? No. How do you do. No. How do you do..."

Xander shook his head and sat at the table. "So what secret stuff were you doin' Will?"

"N-nothing. I was just... checking my e-mail."

"And what did you get?"

"Expand your penis with 2 inches. Not really my stuff." she answered. "Maybe I could figure out a spell to get rid of spamming."

Suddenly a green slimy, smelly blob appeared in. And it growled. Loud.

"How do you do?" Anya yelled over the growling. "I'm..."

"What the hell is that?" Xander shouted.

"Let's not find out," Buffy said and grabbed a stake. "Let's kill him."

"Grrrrrrllll!" the blob answered.

"Um... Buffy. I don't think you can kill a big jell'o monster with a stake," Willow cried and took her laptop.

"Grr..com...grll...puter...rrlll!" the demon growled and approached Willow.

"Buffy..." Willow squeaked.

"That monster has no manners!" Anya pointed out hugging her book. The monster growled, again, and a slimy arm-like thing separated from its body. The hand touched the laptop. Willow screamed. She mumbled something and the demon exploded. Tons of its slime smashed on the shops walls, floor, roof, items and the Scoobies.

"Yeww!" Buffy grimaced.

"Oh no! My laptop!" Willow yelled. "It's covered with slime!" She tried to wipe some of the slime off. The slime hit the floor with an unpleasant splat. Willow shivered.

"See if it's still working," Xander suggested. Willow put the computer on the table and opened it.

And they all disappeared.